Ye Olde Morg

My name is Morgan. Literally three cats in a trench coat. Full of bees. That's it. 30+ and don't owe you shit. Academic Librarian. She/her 🖤🤍💜

[Ye Olde Morg @ElmosaurusRex]

So many people at this pride convention are geeking at my deathly hallows tattoo. Like, girl. You shouldn’t.

[Ye Olde Morg @ElmosaurusRex]

Learning that booktok/booktwt only read dialogue makes some of these books’ stupid ass scenes make sense

[Ye Olde Morg @ElmosaurusRex]

Accidentally clicking grok makes me feel the same feeling as when I accidentally clicked the internet button when I had a flip phone

[Ye Olde Morg @ElmosaurusRex]

Girl, I need a sykkuno cleanse off my TL

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Kristi Noem’s Man

[Ye Olde Morg @ElmosaurusRex]

I'm seeing a lot of clips and edits, like, giiiirl be fr you're not going to get me to watch One Piece even if they fujoshi it

[Ye Olde Morg @ElmosaurusRex]

I'm watching a drama and all I can think about is damn that guy looks like handsome squidward

[Fix It From The Outside #IronLung x33 🍉🇨🇦 @MNMJax]

When ur having a bad time and I wanna support from a distance

[Ye Olde Morg @ElmosaurusRex]

A lady at the bar, playing with playdoh: (says something, holding it up to me)
Me: oh, Happy birthday! *Blows out candle*
Her:
Me:
Her:".... It's a cape?"

[Ye Olde Morg @ElmosaurusRex]

Listen. I contemplate this while staring at wrapped manga at the bookstore where the people I service work there. I'm supposed to be the adult. I can't BL here

[Kelly Quinn Chiu 🧭 @kellyqute]

I love seeing discourse that's like "what if your coworkers/boss found out you read yaoi??" I work at the yaoi publishing company

[Ye Olde Morg @ElmosaurusRex]

There are two curly haired red heads in the department area. One is cool in a modern semi-professional punk way. The other looks like Weird Al. Guess who I am

[Ye Olde Morg @ElmosaurusRex]

Ok. Can someone do the "I turned around .." audio to the #ironlung trailer now?

[Ye Olde Morg @ElmosaurusRex]

"I'm mad Green Day didn't go further and say this exact pointed thing about politics in their song!" For them... To get, what? Get censored on TV? What would be the point? Wouldn't even see/hear it then

[Ye Olde Morg @ElmosaurusRex]

I swear to god if they heteroed my yaoi to skirt the censorship I'm gonna cry

[Ye Olde Morg @ElmosaurusRex]

Listen. I just want #ironlung merch. I want a shirt plz

[Ye Olde Morg @ElmosaurusRex]

I watched two jdramas and GUESS WHAT MY FUCKING TL IS IM TIRED IF THIS GRANDPAW

[Vivian @suchnerve]

i want YOU 🫵🏻 to say full, actual, uncensored words like “kill” and “rape” and “suicide” and “genocide” rather than using insipid euphemisms and puns like “graped” or “unalived”

[Ye Olde Morg @ElmosaurusRex]

Y'all. Spray perfume on your neck if that makes you spray less perfume on yourself because then you smell it more. Some people are allergic to fragrance and couldn't care less what your perfume is

[Ye Olde Morg @ElmosaurusRex]

Why are ff readers so mad that people are writing HP ff still? You ever read one lately? It's their own world over there. Hardly any of it is canon. It's fan canon now. Most call Jo a cunt in every chapter and tell her to fuck off

[Ye Olde Morg @ElmosaurusRex]

I enjoy librarians. I think we are cool. I wish I didn't secretly watch to see if their demeanor changes after learning I'm an academic librarian and not "like them" or not someone with an MLS because apparently I should be ashamed