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Speeding toward eternity, one inch at a time

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@FettuccineAlfr4 @MallowtonMouse @lewis0701__ @CantEverDie Never ask the why! That’s rule number one of conspiracy theories. Didn’t you read the handbook?

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@MambaJV91 @YeezyWRLD_ @MightyKeef They will just vote harder, somehow

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@OrneryThe8th @redsteeze The shooter was a Republican you weirdo

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@DonnaV82101841 @berurah @FrancisWegner @ClayTravis “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” ― George Orwell, 1984

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@blaireerskine Why not this one?

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@johndoe6977 @berurah @FrancisWegner @ClayTravis Watch the video

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@DonnaV82101841 @berurah @FrancisWegner @ClayTravis Rewatch the video tiger

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@MinotaurMouth @MalachiElohim @kendallybrown What are you failing to understand - empathy is the ability to understand what “only” others are going through. By default, if it “also” affects you, it’s not empathy. I’m not being a “shitalker” you just have a fundamental inability to understand the meaning of the word

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@JacobBaker613 @s8n If Satan exists (he did post the tweet, after all) then Jesus does too

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@MinotaurMouth @MalachiElohim @kendallybrown lol you are dense

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@thomasa56 @CaseyBHead With project 2025, it’s the only woody you will be allowed outside of procreation

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@MinotaurMouth @MalachiElohim @kendallybrown I never said you don’t care. I said you only care about things you perceive affect you personally. Which is fine, there’s nothing wrong with that. Just don’t call it what it’s not, which is empathy.

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@BridgetHoyle @ChristinMom0f5 @JohnathanPerk lol nevermind the joke is lost on you

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@BridgetHoyle @ChristinMom0f5 @JohnathanPerk She’s out there

[𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗 @shagbark_hick]

Here's my advice to single American men who feel hopeless about ever finding a good woman to marry:

Take a month or two between jobs and drive across the USA. Stop at every gas station and truck stop, and eat every meal at diners during non-rush hours. Avoid cities; stop primarily in poor rural areas out in the middle of nowhere.

Every time you see a pretty cashier or waitress with a good vibe, politely ask her out. Tell her you're out seeing the country and looking for a place to settle and a good woman to marry. Repeat until you've found someone to go steady with.

This worked for at least one young, awkward guy I knew at a Catholic Church in Louisiana. Met his wife at Love's on I-80 in Iowa. She converted, moved to Louisiana with him, and they go back to Iowa together every Christmas, fueling up at the truck stop where they met. She was giddy to find him, as most of the men in her town were either already married or total losers. They were both in their early 30's when they met.

I had planned on doing this when I got out of the military, but Providence had it that I'd never have to try it out -- I'd be engaged to Keturah just before my discharge. But I say to any young man having trouble finding a woman it's absolutely worth a try.

At worst, you see the country and go on a few bad dates. At best, you find the love of your life.

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@forked_queer You can always count on the Guardian to give a good scathing one star review to brighten your week

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@BridgetHoyle @ChristinMom0f5 @JohnathanPerk Maybe she doesn’t know the rules yet. You should find her and recruit her!

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

This is his response to me saying conservatives don’t have empathy. 10/10. No notes.

[John Wiant @WiantJohn]

@Elnordon1 @MalachiElohim @kendallybrown You know fucktard we do asshole . You ignorant fucktiod. We actually have morals and empathy

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@WiantJohn @MalachiElohim @kendallybrown That’s exactly how an empathetic person would respond. You changed my mind.

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@BridgetHoyle @ChristinMom0f5 @JohnathanPerk I mean, it sounds like something you would do

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@jchaase @jillelswick @ThatEricAlper Yep 6’4” here, same, but still feel like an asshole when I do it

[Nobody, nowhere, some of the time @Elnordon1]

@ravenscimaven I am not alone in saying I’m following you for the next 8 weeks