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It's nice and sunny in Nigeria. The people are friendly, the food is delicious, the nightlife is wonderful and the exchange rate is favourable.

[emily m @maitlis]

Took the family to Cuba. Then #Castro died. Took family to #Iran. Rafsanjani dies. Where should we go next folks?

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@nytimes SuperCallousFragileRacistSexistLyingPOTUS

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@Oriadday Read those replies.

Gotta be a troll account

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Na wa oooooo

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@Tutunuu Use tears.

Works like a charm 😜😜😜😜

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@iamzioraa @TemmyDeeds 27yrs old. 4 kids. Never married.

Happy hunting hon.

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White people's response to this tweet is the number 1 reason why taking the underground in the summer in UK is a hazardous experience

[thomas @wyadesire]

I’m white. My wife is Black.

I grew up where baths were optional if you didn’t do much that day.

My wife grew up where bathing EVERY night was mandatory. No exceptions.

We now have kids… and there are ZERO off-days in regards to bath time.

Black parents, be honest. Is nightly bathing a universal rule or is my house just under military hygiene law? 😂

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@Cohannnnn @lordfaj 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

[the pressure @larabillionaire]

Breast cancer advocate 🙂‍↔️

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@Cohannnnn @lordfaj Have a quiet word with her not to compromise on quality/standards due to the massive increase in orders

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I will never not watch this vid when I come across it.

Her agitation is priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ツAnna Heartfilia @annaebii]

Tester vs Developer – Short but Real 😂

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WE

NEED

TO

KNOW

LESS

ABOUT

EACH

OTHER

!!!!!!!

[Omotolani💞 @FabsTola]

She married the man she slept with on day one. There's no manual to this thing 😂

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@Fels77 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Tiwa and who?

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Singer Tiwa Savage and tennis legend Boris Becker turn heads with their coordinated high-fashion outfits

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@Steel_Dandelion Rage-bait biko

[Yobarnub 🦍 @realyobarnub]

“The shortest-serving Chief of Army Staff, General Attahiru, promised Nigerians he would end the war. But he later died in a mysterious helicopter crash. We saw videos of people jumping out of the helicopter, which means he was killed before the crash because he was trying to destroy the business of the cabal, The military or the government can’t solve Nigeria problem, The youth should rise up to solve the Nigeria problems themselves, As for me that have served the army, am now in depression. I am not scared to die anytime, buh what about you and your future.”

~ Former retired Captain Effiong Eyo says 👀🇳🇬

[Yobarnub 🦍 @realyobarnub]

“My name is retired captain effiong eyo, Nigerians keep blaming the government meanwhile they don’t know the secrets within the government. President Tinubu is not weak. He just didn’t know the seat was this hard to control. He thought it would be easy until he got there. Every Nigerian president has another president above him. I retired from the army because I realized it didn’t feel like I was serving the Nigerian Army. There is a cabal controlling the government and the nation.”

“The First Lady even thanked President Trump for bombing terrorists in Sokoto and said he should do more, which shows the Nigerian government can’t even give orders. The day President Tinubu gave the order to help Benin Republic, he wasn’t giving the order himself,he was instructed to. If he can do that for Benin Republic, why can’t he do the same in Nigeria? Why are all the Army Generals afraid to give orders? They’re all scared of one person.”

~ Man makes allegations about the Nigerian government 👀🇳🇬

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@DailyLoud There is absolutely no way to spin this.

I'd like to see them give it the old college try tho

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@purehaire 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@tonypox @TexTheLaw 💯

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@FakhuusHashim @sugabelly You shouldn't be sorry for speaking the truth