Elon Fuentes

President and CEO of an unknown and failing popsicle stand.

[Elon Fuentes @ElonFuentes]

@DPernitsky "WE ATTACK THE HUMANS AT 3:00PM (EST)."

[bonglegs @DPernitsky]

who am I to judge someone for falling asleep at 3:00 pm on the job

[Spanish Wisconsin @B_squared78]

@ElonFuentes @kathleenmadigan When you're president, I think it's 6 of one, half a dozen of the other.

[Elon Fuentes @ElonFuentes]

@Vanishing_Dream 🤨 I gotta get me one of those chairs.

[emerald✨️haze 🎶 @Vanishing_Dream]

#Worthle$$ ‼️ ##FakePresident #8647 #NOW ⚠️

[Elon Fuentes @ElonFuentes]

@kathleenmadigan It's difficult to tell if Trump is taking an innocent cat nap or he is having a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

[Kathleen Madigan @kathleenmadigan]

In fairness, the guy talking is pretty boring. Blah blah beebadee blah. A tad early to be sundowning thou...

[Elon Fuentes @ElonFuentes]

@ArevFTW The president suffers from McDonald's-induced narcolepsy.

[Dr Revhattan @ArevFTW]

It’s honestly amazing that he naps on camera basically every day.

[Elon Fuentes @ElonFuentes]

@GraceAl38236563 So, this would be a 2,030ft tall continuously-circulating waterfall.

Mmmmkay.

[Grace Alexander @GraceAl38236563]

If he'd talked about the work it took to PAINT these skyscrapers compared to the work it took to paint the Reflecting Pool, I could see the relevance of the comparison.

Otherwise, since he had nothing to do with designing or constructing the Reflecting Pool, I don't get it.

[shut up, josh @ChiefJosheola]

“He’s just blinking.” - MAGA

[Elon Fuentes @ElonFuentes]

@RandyNBCLA He could at least have the common courtesy to bellow out simultaneously a wet fart/snore warning so that others who are around him would be comforted in knowing that he wasn't stroking out.

He's so selfish.

[@RandyMac @RandyNBCLA]

I wonder if he is dreaming of his next grift? One more way he and his family can profit from his being in office. And why are people pretending he ain't asleep? Does he need to snore aloud? A little slobber? A wake up yawn? He's asleep.

[Elon Fuentes @ElonFuentes]

@azsweetheart013 🤨 It just dawned on me that Donny Tortilla is Mexican. And that as a person from Mexico that he surely is, he is accustomed to taking a siesta during the daytime.

A "Gato" nap is what it is called.

It's normal, practical and expected for him to do this.

[Amy Aiello Lofgren @azsweetheart013]

No one in the press, no one in that room, has the balls to say wake up to this demented fool. #25Amendment NOW

[Elon Fuentes @ElonFuentes]

@tonyannett We have become a numb nation.

[Tony Annett @tonyannett]

If Biden had done this, the NYT would have run 40 stories on it.

[Elon Fuentes @ElonFuentes]

@facebh18 He probably dreams of sunny, breezy days on Epstein Island where he once was able to take his pick amongst the teenaged girls who all wore lovely Sunday dresses.