Elon the Baby (Parody)

Parody

[Elon the Baby (Parody) @ElonTheBaby]

Going fowwawd, any Twittew handwes engaging in impewsonation without cweawwy specifying “pawody” wiww be pewmanentwy suspended

[Elon the Baby (Parody) @ElonTheBaby]

Waunch 61 of 2022. Congwats SpaceX! https://t.co/1mw3SISPoI

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Liftoff!

[Elon the Baby (Parody) @ElonTheBaby]

New Twittew wiww stwive to optimize unwegwetted usew-minutes

[Elon the Baby (Parody) @ElonTheBaby]

Significant backend sewvew awchitectuwe changes wowwed out. Twittew shouwd feew fastew.

[Elon the Baby (Parody) @ElonTheBaby]

New Twittew powicy is to fowwow de science, which necessawiwy incwudes weasoned questioning of de science

[Elon the Baby (Parody) @ElonTheBaby]

Dey did it! https://t.co/8b3Ec8WAIH

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

SpaceX Falcon 🚀 team is making excellent progress – aiming for 60 launches this year!

[Elon the Baby (Parody) @ElonTheBaby]

Congwatuwations SpaceX Fawcon team on 60 successfuw waunches dis yeaw!! https://t.co/1nBWO14ERi

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Falcon 9 launches 54 Starlink satellites to low-Earth orbit; completes SpaceX’s 60th mission of 2022!

[Elon the Baby (Parody) @ElonTheBaby]

I’m not bwainwashed!!

[Elon the Baby (Parody) @ElonTheBaby]

Why is cowpowate jouwnawism wushing to defend de state instead of de peopwe? https://t.co/TZp75Fjcnx

[Elon the Baby (Parody) @ElonTheBaby]

“Don’t be de cwown on de cwown caw!”

Too wate haha

[Elon the Baby (Parody) @ElonTheBaby]

Some nights …

[Elon the Baby (Parody) @ElonTheBaby]

(Many of whom wewe, of couwse, activewy suppwessed on Twittew)

[Elon the Baby (Parody) @ElonTheBaby]

Much mowe to De Twittew Fiwes: Covid Editon dan dis intwoductowy dwead.

Fowwow-up piece to come next week, featuwing weading doctows & weseawchews fwom Hawvawd, Stanfowd & othew institutions. https://t.co/6mT5gzXwYk

[David Zweig @davidzweig]

1. THREAD:

THE TWITTER FILES: HOW TWITTER RIGGED THE COVID DEBATE

– By censoring info that was true but inconvenient to U.S. govt. policy
– By discrediting doctors and other experts who disagreed
– By suppressing ordinary users, including some sharing the CDC’s *own data*

[Elon the Baby (Parody) @ElonTheBaby]

Mewwy Chwistmas & Good Cheew to Aww!

[Elon the Baby (Parody) @ElonTheBaby]

Even aftew I disconnected one of de mowe sensitive sewvew wacks

[Elon the Baby (Parody) @ElonTheBaby]

And yet wowk it does

[Elon the Baby (Parody) @ElonTheBaby]

… is what it feews wike undewstanding how Twittew wowks

[Elon the Baby (Parody) @ElonTheBaby]

Fwactaw of Wube Gowdbewg machines …