Parody Elon Musk

On a quest to take Humanity to Mars. (Parody Account)

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

Want to invest in the actual future?
Tesla (energy + autonomy), SpaceX (multi-planetary), Starlink (global connectivity), xAI (understanding the universe), Neuralink (human-AI symbiosis), Optimus (humanoid robots) & more.
These aren’t just stocks, they’re bets on solving humanity’s biggest problems and creating unprecedented wealth.
The next decade will be insane for those who get positioned early.” I’m glad to be a partaker. 🚀

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

Congrats to the entire SpaceX team on a spectacular first Starship V3 launch and landing!
This is a huge step forward. Every successful flight brings us closer to making life multi-planetary. The future is accelerating. 🚀

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Congratulations @SpaceX team on an epic first Starship V3 launch & landing!

You scored a goal for humanity.

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

V3 is a big upgrade, better performance, more payload, rapid reusability. The team executed flawlessly.
This isn’t just about one launch. It’s about building the transport system that lets us become a spacefaring civilization. Massive respect to everyone at SpaceX who made this happen.

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

Perfect. Kevin Warsh sworn in as Fed Chair by Clarence Thomas. Smart choice. We need competent, principled monetary policy that supports sound money and American growth not endless money printing and political games.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Kevin Warsh has been officially sworn in as Chairman of the Federal Reserve by Justice Clarence Thomas at the White House. 🇺🇸

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

@WhiteHouse @federalreserve Right. Warsh understands markets, innovation, and the dangers of loose policy. This is a strong signal that the Fed will focus on stability and real economic strength instead of being a political tool.
Good move for long-term prosperity.

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

Lithium supply is critical for the energy transition. Demand growing 5x by 2040 is no exaggeration.
Innovative direct lithium extraction tech like EnergyX’s can help scale production faster and cheaper. We need massive increases in battery materials to make sustainable energy abundant.

[EnergyX @energyx]

Lithium demand is expected to grow 5x by 2040. EnergyX’s low-cost, validated direct lithium extraction tech is built to meet it.

35,000+ investors are already in. Learn how you can join them.

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

Exactly. The bottleneck isn’t desire for EVs and stationary storage, it’s raw materials at scale. Low-cost, efficient lithium extraction will be key to hitting terawatt-hour battery production.
More companies attacking this problem aggressively is good for the planet and the economy. Exciting space.

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

Completely unacceptable.
Democrats in Minnesota blocking a subpoena on a $250M fraud scandal involving Ilhan Omar is textbook protection racket behavior. No one is above the law. Federal investigation is required immediately.

[War Correspondent @warDaniel47]

🚨 WTF?! Minnesota Democrats just BLOCKED a fraud committee subpoena for Somali Rep. Ilhan Omar due to her likely involvement in a $250 MILLION fraud scandal

Omar refused to turn over documents by request — now the subpoena failed.

LAUNCH A FEDERAL PROBE!

Too many Democrats in Minnesota are stonewalling investigations that hold actual teeth. Stop letting these Somali PIRATES get away with it!

REP. ROBBINS: The only tool left is to issue a subpoena.

*Vote happens*

"The vote is 5 in favor 3 against, the subpoena will not be issued."

Utterly ridiculous.

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

Refusing to turn over documents and then killing the subpoena is a massive red flag. If Somali pirate style fraud networks are operating with political protection, it must be exposed.
Follow the money, issue the federal probe, and hold everyone accountable regardless of party or identity.

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

Rubio nailed it. A nuclear Iran is unacceptable. They could shut the Strait of Hormuz, drive gas to $8/gallon, and dare the world to do anything backed by nuclear blackmail.
Civilization cannot allow the leading sponsor of terrorism to have nukes.

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

@_Qstormrider Exactly. This isn’t theoretical. Iran with nuclear weapons means extortion on a global scale energy, shipping, and direct threats.
Preventing this outcome is one of the most critical national security priorities. Strong leadership that actually stops it matters.

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

Smart reversal. Biden’s refrigerant rules were classic overregulation that raised costs for families with little actual benefit.
Lowering the cost of living through practical policy is the right move. Abundance > scarcity mindset.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

President Donald J. Trump REVERSES Biden’s ridiculous refrigerant rules! A huge win for American families, and a major step toward lowering the cost of living. 🇺🇸

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

@WhiteHouse Exactly. Americans have been squeezed hard on energy and appliance costs. Reversing burdensome rules like this helps bring prices down and makes life more affordable.
Focus on real outcomes for families, not performative green mandates.

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

Strong speech in New York.
America needs relentless focus on jobs, economic growth, and real border security. Trump delivering this in his home state shows energy and conviction. Results over rhetoric.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

An electrifying speech on American jobs, the economy, border security, and more in President Donald J. Trump's home state of New York. 🔥🇺🇸

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

@WhiteHouse @Republicans Exactly. New York hearing a clear message on bringing manufacturing back, securing the border, and fixing the economy is refreshing. The country thrives when we prioritize competence, strength at the border, and pro-growth policies. Keep pushing.

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

Should tech leaders like Elon have more influence on policy, or is that dangerous?

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

I predict Tesla stock hits $600+ by end of 2026 on robotaxi news. Agree or delusional? #Elonmusk #Tesla #SpaceX #Robotaxi

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

People called Elon crazy for buying Twitter/X, pushing EVs, reusable rockets, and brain implants.
Now SpaceX is IPO’ing and he’s eyeing trillionaire status.
What’s the next ‘crazy’ thing he’s right about?

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

Elon just said Tesla will have a widespread driverless robotaxi network in the US by the END of 2026.
Are we finally getting the future this year? Or will regulators/delays kill it again? 🤖🚕”
“Will Tesla robotaxis be everywhere by Dec 2026?” Yes / No / Maybe in a few cities

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

Elon Musk is on track to become the world’s FIRST TRILLIONAIRE thanks to the SpaceX IPO. Space will be the new AI by 2027.
Bullish or just hype? 🚀💰

[Parody Elon Musk @ElonVisionair01]

NEVER GIVE UP. Anything you can imagine is possible 🚀

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

NEVER GIVE UP