Elongated Muskrat

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Pre-orders for Grand Theft Auto VI begin at midnight local time on June 25.

Learn more about the Ultimate Edition and pre-order bonuses at https://t.co/XPwC8URCQ4.

[Rice University @RiceUniversity]

🧡⚽️ Welcome to Rice University, Orange Army.

A sea of Netherlands fans transformed campus during the Oranje Fanwalk, filling Rice with infectious Dutch energy on their way to today's FIFA World Cup match in Houston.

Pure joy. Pure celebration. Unforgettable atmosphere.

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Pre-orders for Grand Theft Auto VI will officially begin on June 25 on digital storefronts and at other select retailers.

Check out the official cover art, also available as downloadable artwork at https://t.co/XPwC8URCQ4

[Elongated Muskrat @ElongatedMusk18]

@groundhopper_fc @crogers_htown We’re at the game and saw you catch it. Welcome to H-Town! 🤘

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Man look how the World Cup is bringing the world together…

German woman in a Houston club turning up to Boosie lmaooo 🤣😂

[Altuve Better @AltuveEnjoyer]

WHATTTTTTTTT JERSEY IS FREDDY WEARING????????

[Elongated Muskrat @ElongatedMusk18]

https://t.co/Vo2er15kBx

[Elongated Muskrat @ElongatedMusk18]

@FreddyLA7 Welcome to our city Freddy 🤘

[Elongated Muskrat @ElongatedMusk18]

https://t.co/fu6o7oAPgG

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

This is the America I believe in

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Holiday weekends are PROOF we can have 4 day work weeks and get the same amount of work done.

[MLB @MLB]

Jose Altuve's 42nd career 4-hit game! 🤩

[The Boring Company @boringcompany]

@conexpoconagg @lvcc Happy Loop passengers!

[Elongated Muskrat @ElongatedMusk18]

@BayouBikeyBoi Great pic. Took this one back in April 2025

[Elongated Muskrat @ElongatedMusk18]

@JJWatt @RossTuckerNFL Holy ball knowledge

[Elongated Muskrat @ElongatedMusk18]

@LaedownYT @eldiariodealias @regularaugust Currently reading Metro 2033 rn, definitely recommend

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[Houston Rockets @HoustonRockets]

the fans are in the crib & dressed to impress in their City gear! 🤘