Elongated Muskiness

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@therecount Melted kewpie doll, Mike Lee, wonders aloud whether he’s first class or coach on his direct flight to hell.

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@TheAgentRocket @ewarren Uh yeah. They are already overturning state laws like in NY so your solution is don’t do anything because they will do it worse even though they already are?

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@ewarren No offense sis but you all have the majority. Do something with it.

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This guy went from rape victims are only victims if they choose to be to govt can’t control everything but definitely can control women faster than @benshapiro realized his wife’s pussy was supposed to get wet.

[stephen @stephenadami]

@JamesShieIds_ @TheresaMihalko @misterj006 They can get help if they want it. A government isn’t supposed to control everything.

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@stephenadami @JamesShieIds_ @TheresaMihalko @misterj006 But it’s supposed to control my medical decisions?

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@stephenadami @JamesShieIds_ @TheresaMihalko @misterj006 Wait you want me to grow from rape? Ok, incel.

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This part. Republicans are craven but democrats are ineffective.

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@JoeBiden You have the majority sir. Get it together.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

So, is there really NO penalty for Supreme Court justices who commit PERJURY at their Senate confirmation hearing?

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@Andy Not interracial marriage though…imagine that.

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@justinch81 @NoLieWithBTC He literally filed a counter decision.

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This part. But as we know - the laws don’t apply to us.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

A majority of 6 United States Supreme Court justices lied under oath during their Senate confirmation hearings.

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@TristanSnell They sure didn’t and that’s the real fucking problems.

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If it feels like I tweet poorly about @AmericanAir a lot I would point out that I’m sharing facts. It’s not my fault that the facts are what they are. Anyway who knows a good restaurant in DFW- By 7am I can tell you I’ll be stuck there for the night.

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And there’s never any remedy. Call times for the @AmericanAir admirals club are 2+ hours before 7am. Called the regular line and it’s the same so once again that’s a full lounge at CLT so you can’t get in and no prioritizing calls which are actually the reason I have it

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@AmericanAir is so inconsistent that I regularly stay extra nights in connection cities. To the point where Im considering moving to city with another airline hub because it is honestly wasting time with my family on a weekly basis.

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Another exciting day flying @AmericanAir woke up to a delayed first flight with a message to “note the connection” on my second but no ability to change it on my own. No flights out. So I’m just fucked and it’s not even 7am.

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@t_law2728 @BackwardsNever @DelrayAvener @charles_gaba Those are absolutely words.

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@youaintboutitho @VidaMiller8 @JoyAnnReid @TheLastWord

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@smarmypenguin @LizWFab It’s ok to admit your feelings got hurt.