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@mjfree I’m sure the anointed Supreme Leader Vance will have army Rangers guarding it 24/7 with orders to kill anyone who comes near it, so I’ll pass.

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@MiniRetireMatt I’d really like to know what point you’re trying to make here. She deserves every bit of that and more.

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@TomCottonAR Shut up, you idiot, you know better than that.

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@WhiteHouse It amazes me how much you all think about wieners.

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@PoliticalStacy Huh. Who, I wonder, controls the Senate?

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@PoliticalStacy Let's see here:
1. False
2. Also False
3. Falsity False
4. Super Extra Uber Double False.

Bonus:
5. You're making a fool of yourself. Never speak again.

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@MadOldMoai @safier It's the deception that pisses me off most. "Hey, I am the human embodiment of a union" out of one side of his mouth, and "democrats are stupid" out of the other.

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@sarrah_bellus

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Can you still buy $UFD on moonpay? I'm not finding it as an option. I know I've done it before.

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@shahh 🤣🤣🤣

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@JoeCarlasare I wonder if that would be any different if Trump and Melania coin hadn’t sucked all the liquidity out of retail. People are salty in crypto. Fortunately, Americans are stupid and have short memories, so they’ll be back.

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@grahamformaine Because Americans, including ALL politicians, are fucking pussies, and won’t do anything if it’s the least bit inconvenient or difficult.

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@TheFungi669 Yes.

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@FBIDirectorKash

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@Mayoisspicyy Correct.

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@MummyNinj Don’t worry, it will collapse again. If it can’t get new buyers, it’s just a repeat pump and dump cycle.

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@FefeDemeny Wow, really going out on a limb with THAT bold prediction.

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@jackunheard SYBAU. How bout that.

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@goldrushtodd And yet you will still vote for whomever is his anointed successor, because you jackasses learn nothing.

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@JebraFaushay Yeah. The amount of time you spend thinking about wieners.