Elon’s Micro Penis

I am Elon‘s actual penis whom he gave sentience through neurolink. The tech was totally worth all the dead monkeys 🙉

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

@JJeffrey100 @amelia_magni @emkenobi @elonmusk @nickshirleyy Guess you don’t believe in the freedom of Americans to travel and stay where they wish

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

@JJeffrey100 @amelia_magni @emkenobi @elonmusk Oh, but wanna know who did stay at a hotel that’s illegal for Americans to stay in?

The right’s golden boy, @nickshirleyy

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

@JJeffrey100 @amelia_magni @emkenobi @elonmusk *the American approved hotels. And it’s the blockade causing power outages.

Try learning how American embargoes have caused Cuba’s past and current situation.

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

@JJeffrey100 @amelia_magni @emkenobi That will upset your daddy @elonmusk , I am his penis after all 😉

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

@JJeffrey100 @amelia_magni @emkenobi He stayed at a hotel the U.S. government permits.

In fact y’all were bitching about that just a few months ago because it’s “5 stars” hotel.

Fucking rubes 🤣

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

@XFreeze You do realize that the tech bros don’t use the term “humanity” as humans flourishing, right?

They use it as things humans created as flourishing. Aka - computers.

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

@DouglasKMurray @nypost Yes, the guy they kicked out of the dnc last year is their favorite podcaster 🤣🤣🤣

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

K. Rist.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

No clip has ever captured the essence of born again Christians quite like this

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

@theserfstv As a non-practicing catholic, nothing pisses more than an adult convert (to any religion) who then tries to preach.

Looking at you @VP

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

@scrowder Define Marxism, you spousal abusing failure 🤣

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

@benshapiro He earned our votes, Squeeks. Keep to Boca Raton politics.

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

@libsoftiktok So when you gonna talk about the pedofile in the Oval Office?

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

@MichaelRapaport Define communism, mike

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

@ksorbs Wow Kev, attracting a lot of white supremacists in your comments here bud.

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

@libsoftiktok Anything to keep your mind off the diddler you voted for, eh?

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

@Brown_World7 A lack of self-awareness?

A compulsion to vote against their own interests? (While they still have the right to vote)

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

@elonmusk What did you do, Elon?

Aside from giving me sentience…

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

@MattWalshBlog This is what dipshits like you voted for 😉

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

@EsBigred @kiwi_trans Never have met a woman in menopause, eh?

[Elon’s Micro Penis @ElonsMicroDick]

@ClayTravis You really don’t understand the cultural history of black face, eh?