Eloy Jiménez

Parody. Real life airline pilot. Teams are in the avi. Eloy=🐐. Backup is @EloyGOAT74

[Eloy Jiménez @EloyGOAT]

The Third Amendment getting called into action rn

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@sam4se @JonRothstein Shut up

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@FabrizioRomano Report on relevant clubs like Tottenham

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Has the fucking draft not started yet? It’s the second god damn round, just get this going already

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Way to just piss away a game

[Eloy Jiménez @EloyGOAT]

This league is a fucking joke

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Los Angeles Lakers star Austin Reaves intends to sign a four-year, $185 million maximum contract to return to the franchise, with a player option for the final season in 2029-30, sources tell ESPN. Reaves declined his $14.9M player option for the new max deal.

[Eloy Jiménez @EloyGOAT]

@ShamsCharania Fucking loser. Fuck you

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I do like the weakest link, don’t get me wrong, but now is not the time

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Any particular reason the Portland, Maine fox affiliate for the hotel I’m in is showing boomer scam commercials during the weakest link instead of the World Cup?

[Eloy Jiménez @EloyGOAT]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but is ABS powered by T-Mobile?

[Eloy Jiménez @EloyGOAT]

Saturday night and the 2 remaining World Cup games are at 8 pm and midnight

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I’ve been thinking about this ever since I saw it

[Largacty3 𓅃 @largacty3]

The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll

[Eloy Jiménez @EloyGOAT]

I honestly think they have more betting commercials than espn does in the US

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I’ve been watching Canadian sports channels the last few months for nhl playoffs and World Cup because the broadcast quality is better and the stream is quicker, but my god are the commercials cringy as hell

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For a country with an official language being French, you’d think these people at TSN would be able to say Côte d'Ivoire properly

[Eloy Jiménez @EloyGOAT]

For a country with an official language being French, you’d think these people at TSN would be able to say Côte d'Ivoire properly

[Eloy Jiménez @EloyGOAT]

How many 200 foot popups have they hit today? They’ve been missing some very good pitches on some of these batted balls too

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Didn’t throw one strike, strikeout

[Eloy Jiménez @EloyGOAT]

@UmpScorecards

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For the love of god, someone tell me how to turn off the ability to see these video reactions

[Eloy Jiménez @EloyGOAT]

I know shit happens in baseball every single game, but again, both innings the Sox scored, they gave up runs in the next half inning and that’s how they lost. It’s just incredibly annoying

[Eloy Jiménez @EloyGOAT]

I really dislike how often it seems when the Sox get some momentum when they bat, they immediately give runs right back

[Eloy Jiménez @EloyGOAT]

Well I guess you have to hit their one guy in the head now