Elroy Fudge

TWO-TIME Burger King Employee of the Month (February 2011 & August 2019)

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

Been suspended from X since January for posting naughty tweets. But I was framed! It was a hit job. My tweets are harmless! So, I took it all the way to the Supreme Court. My mom testified, under oath, that I'm a good boy. Case dismissed. Suspension lifted.

I'm back, mufuggas.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

This raven is a horrible tic-tac-toe player! The human obviously let him win. The raven's 3rd move should've been in the middle square to ensure victory. Very dumb bird.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Ravens are incredibly smart birds. This one looked genuinely excited after winning the game

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

@raed0ll1 @BreannaMorello That niqqer is gonna fry.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

@RaceGated @BreannaMorello Niqqers are fucking delusional.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

@logmeouttahere2 Me too usually. But for some reason here, they're the same thing but it's called a DUI if you're under 21 and a DWI if you're over 21. That's the only difference. It's fucking retarded.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

Got a DWI in March, so I have to get the breathalyzer in my car calibrated tomorrow. But...they suspended my license. So they're telling me if I don't get my breathalyzer calibrated I will get arrested, but if I get caught driving to go get it calibrated, I will get arrested.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

Yo, why is Superman beating up Buzz Lightyear????

[DCU Brief @DCUBrief]

New set video of Superman vs Lex Luthor in 'Man of Tomorrow'

(Via James Nobbe on Facebook)

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

@that_honduran Plagiarized from Emily Dickinson

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

It's weird that her catchphrase is "POTATO!" everytime she jumps into the sky and starts to fly away. What a strange choice.

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

They’re shaking up the summer. #Supergirl - only in theaters and @IMAX June 26.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

@MattWalshBlog

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

.@Pixar Just an idea for Toy Story 6: Have a scene where Buzz Lightyear is having sex with a toy water pistol (female), and right when the toy water pistol orgasms, she squirts. In the movie writing biz, we call this a "double entendre". I am available for hire. Thank you.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

Have seen some really immature and vulgar people on this mobile app. Unbelievable.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

@that_honduran No diarrhea pics for your loyal followers??? :-(

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

Was at a bar tonight and heard a woman say the F word. Very unattractive and unladylike behavior. We used to be a proper country. :-(

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

@AsphyxiWank Yes saar

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

Loving my new flip-flops!

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

It's funny how "last call" is supposed to make people drink less. But as soon as I hear that last call is at 11:30pm (yes, the bars here close at midnight)....I order about 9 drinks at 11:29pm. Fuck 'em.
#StickingItToTheMan

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

Thinking about all the typos I've been making lately on Twitter.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

*Jemima

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

Hacksaw Jemimah Duggan

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Woman hits neighbor with 2x4 for cleaning up food she left out for squirrels

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

I miss the old days when I had a longer penis than every woman on Earth. :-(