elyssa

wildflowers don’t care where they grow

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

We should've stopped somewhere between discovering fire and filing taxes. We did too much

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

The 13 year-old kid, Sullivan Clarke, who got his neck slashed was hilarious on Fox News.

[eloise @soupforeloise]

please stop showing me that lonely monkey and its plushie, I do not have the mental fortitude to withstand the psychic damage

[elyssa @Elsa1193]

@emmybeccawoonie yes! you’re the female niall!

[elyssa @Elsa1193]

do you ever just stop and think about niall from one direction

[elyssa @Elsa1193]

@emmybeccawoonie that must be why i also think about you every day of my life

[elyssa @Elsa1193]

@emmybeccawoonie queen

[elyssa @Elsa1193]

did gayla peevey know how dangerous hippopotamuses are

[elyssa @Elsa1193]

@emmybeccawoonie preferred

[elyssa @Elsa1193]

i was standing outside waiting for my boyfriend to pick me up to take me to work and the school bus driver stopped to pick me up. i’m 30 😭

[elyssa @Elsa1193]

just asked my friend if he had any art hanging in his apartment and he has a single paper above the door that says “welcome to the swamp”

[motti @motticomedy]

girls be like “I want to have a lazy sunday” and proceed to run every errand they’ve been putting off for 8 months

[elyssa @Elsa1193]

dev patel

[elyssa @Elsa1193]

@themichaellamb kung fu panda 4

[trash jones @jzux]

i want a small, tasteful wedding. no family. no friends. no groom. just me eating a big cake

[elyssa @Elsa1193]

@notliindsey the brownie test

[elyssa @Elsa1193]

london fogs taste like warm fruit loop milk and i mean this very positively

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

Sorry just saw the greatest TikTok of all time & had to report back