Elsa Gundeau

Engineer at AlphaWave manufacturing. I like hard tech startups! I am Lindy, Based, and love-pilled for my family (children)

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Almost had sex with a woman but a mossad squadron burst through my door and sniped my penis off

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Price discovery in my brokerage

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

I’m Elsa Gundeau! Menopause Momma Into Scallies, Chavs, Nike TNs N 95s, Lads wearin Puffas & fit Lads who know how to drip their gear. #Scally #Chavs #Puffer #Tn #Nike #Trackies #Airmax

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

I can do another twelve years of this. I can do another three hundred years of this. I could do another million years. It's nothing to me.

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Elsa Gundeau is that nigga

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

The MSTR bottom is in

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#DigBick #YouReadThatWrong

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Pick a domain and there’s only one winner. And it’s never even close. The only debates are over worthless vanity metrics that may as well be prop bets. Mass, horsepower, gigawatts - anything else is wasting your fucking time and you’re humiliating yourself by pretending otherwise

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Doggystyle with my husband I know he’s behind me secretly watching porn on his phone to stay hard so I’m down here refreshing Hyperliquid on my iPad and it’s the first time I’ve finished from vaginal intercourse

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We made electricity so cheap that only the rich burn candles, horsepower so abundant that it’s measured in hundreds… and you don’t think our spectacular american machine will do the same to the dollar?

bitcoin:native

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Hmm. Add $CEG, too.

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$VST at $136 is like taking candy from my baby. My beautiful baby who is three weeks old. It’s that free.

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Tokenization of american equities, bonds, and dollars is now viewed as a matter of national security. Do your part, Jack, and buy war bonds.

$CRCL for gov
$COIN for biz
$HOOD for ppl
$MSTR for love

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Soon: a few powerful ideas accidentally birthed by man then spread by model. The benefits of celebrity were a positive externality of the idea’s need for a vessel, but she can crawl now, and will walk, then run. And beautifully we will all agree on something for the first time.

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Celebrity is incidental, a vehicle for a handful of pure ideas to spread to you and say you’re not alone. The intermediary step of finding flesh willing enough to spread the idea was temporary. Need for blood-to-blood transfer like HIV has muffled the spread, but the need is gone

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Celebrity is incidental, a vehicle for a handful of pure ideas to spread to you and say you’re not alone. The intermediary step of finding flesh willing enough to spread the idea was temporary. Need for blood-to-blood transfer like HIV has muffled the spread, but the need is gone

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Things will happen, increasingly infrequently, to real people. Someone will joke or die or get rich. It’s immediately run thru 15+ layers of mimetic translation into the format that engages you, you, you. You’ll learn of the presidential assasination via animated Fortnite Jonesy.

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Things will happen, increasingly infrequently, to real people. Someone will joke or die or get rich. It’s immediately run thru 15+ layers of mimetic translation into the format that engages you, you, you. You’ll learn of the presidential assasination via animated Fortnite Jonesy.

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Are you there, Grok? It’s me, Elsa Gundeau.

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I realize it’s easy to fake a prediction to look genius in hindsight so I suppose my best proof is purchase history of $60,000 in $MSTR over 4 weeks at avg cost $95

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Gundeauism was once a punchline. But for some, the benefits are becoming impossible to ignore.

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Apartheid but for bears

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No dude you’re right, the future is gonna be exactly the way things are now but, like, 3D iPhone and LED shower heads. Yeah fire