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🖤26🧍‍♀️ she/her 🎀 doll collector and Dan and Phil enthusiast✨

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i don’t really care to post pictures of myself because it gives the wrong impression that im a real person

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

microdosing killing myself by getting 1 year older every year

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

call me pregnant the way im fat and nauseous

[rae @devilbears]

if i was a deer i’d also fuck around in the middle of the road who cares

[e ❦ @whimpermanence]

how do i survive as someone who doesn’t believe in hard work, is ugly to most people, unconcered with societal ideals of success. thinks life should be easy and fun, and is lazy. genuinely

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

tbh i can never sympathise with men. how are you still a loser in a system that has literally favoured you over everyone and everything since the dawn of time ????

[𖤝 @tearrxv]

i get so gay off that banana bread

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

and i'm not even living la vida loca.

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[bug girlfriend @lo_saturna1ia]

we need to start being meaner to people who defend having “outdoor” cats and i’m not joking

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

My problem is I believe I’m supposed to have fun every single day

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[Nic | 18+ @Niccotiniwinnie]

vibrators and weed are my two greatest pleasures in life

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

Try the pussy darling. It’s dashing

[tasha @natashaunlocked]

no one is less suicidal than a guy who just told you he’ll kill himself if you leave him

[taryn @tarynewyss]

hold on i gotta take this

[SignalCreep @sucking89]

“goodbye cruel world” i say as i press the button that makes everyone nice

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

How it feels to refer to part 5 of Jojo as "Vento Aureo"