When I marry a big fat American low life, him and I will honey moon in invalid middle America, stay at the pocono palace , have weird viagra sex in 70s bathtubs , do mad rails off each other and eat trash meat at 24 hour diners
Such a poseur. Who reads on their honeymoon? You're supposed to be having non-stop sex and breaking only for wine and food. ALSO Wedding & honeymoon in Italy is so gauche when you have no deeper connection to the country . Typical new money albanian slop
You're in hell. You're staying with one of those families that seemingly never eats. They skip breakfast. Lunch rolls around and everyone says, โI'm not really hungry.โ There are no snacks anywhere. Then they don't eat dinner until like 8PM.
This is true. You can actually taste the heat.
Also, my deodorant is holding up, big time. A lot of other people here in Paris were betrayed by their deodorant.