Elsa de Wolfe

[Elsa de Wolfe @Elsadewolfe]

Elsa's Permanent Memoir thread
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[Elsa de Wolfe @Elsadewolfe]

When I marry a big fat American low life, him and I will honey moon in invalid middle America, stay at the pocono palace , have weird viagra sex in 70s bathtubs , do mad rails off each other and eat trash meat at 24 hour diners

[Elsa de Wolfe @Elsadewolfe]

Soz Dua love you really

[Elsa de Wolfe @Elsadewolfe]

Such a poseur. Who reads on their honeymoon? You're supposed to be having non-stop sex and breaking only for wine and food. ALSO Wedding & honeymoon in Italy is so gauche when you have no deeper connection to the country . Typical new money albanian slop

[Elsa de Wolfe @Elsadewolfe]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

He thought he won it all here 😭😭

[Elsa de Wolfe @Elsadewolfe]

Operation keep Elsa away from 24 year old guys must commence Neow

[Elsa de Wolfe @Elsadewolfe]

Guyssss I'm only mean coz I'm fugly and hate my self #yay

[Elsa de Wolfe @Elsadewolfe]

Nah I'm a Paris pi out of 10, the women here are lengggg and I'm chubs ash

[Brunoh🧃 @BrodiiKDB]

Messi tiene la cabeza de Phineas y el autismo de Ferb

[Elsa de Wolfe @Elsadewolfe]

Had a meet cute at the deli last night , come to find out this man has a whole girlfriend trololol

[Elsa de Wolfe @Elsadewolfe]

🤣🤣🤣

[🌻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ONLYTANGS_]

I will not smoke on the fucking roads
I will not smoke on the fucking roads
I will not smoke on the fucking roads

[Elsa de Wolfe @Elsadewolfe]

Crisitianano Ronaldo is so washed man CTFU

[Elsa de Wolfe @Elsadewolfe]

Worst part of being busy and abroad is the lack of tiktok time in bed plz

[Elsa de Wolfe @Elsadewolfe]

It's storming in Paris

[Elsa de Wolfe @Elsadewolfe]

Me sorry

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You're in hell. You're staying with one of those families that seemingly never eats. They skip breakfast. Lunch rolls around and everyone says, “I'm not really hungry.” There are no snacks anywhere. Then they don't eat dinner until like 8PM.

[LM10 Brasil @MessiLeoBrasil_]

Essa foto do Messi com o golfinho é muito boa kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Elsa de Wolfe @Elsadewolfe]

M3n always talking about my eye colour by way of flirting, so now why did this one say they're "Mud coloured" oh mein got

[Elsa de Wolfe @Elsadewolfe]

I got the train with that tiktok girly Jillian Webber today she is super cute vibes

[Elsa de Wolfe @Elsadewolfe]

Still the same bitch ain't shit changed

[Kathleen @tmszhjh88]

This perspective is just too powerful

[Elsa de Wolfe @Elsadewolfe]

Woke up missing man I fumbled by being my usual evil self #FML

[Elsa de Wolfe @Elsadewolfe]

She's so classy

[Fan Account Storrie Glorrie @SGlorrie]

This is true. You can actually taste the heat.

Also, my deodorant is holding up, big time. A lot of other people here in Paris were betrayed by their deodorant.