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[W @Wangariiii_]

There is no sane person that will look at this government and say, yea, we need a second term. No sane person!

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

The idea that elections will be rigged no matter what is designed to create voter apathy.

Shika Kura na upige Kura.

Wantam ni wantam.

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

Is this the plan?
1. Kill agriculture
2. Kill the informal economy
3. Kill SMEs
4. Defund education and health
5. Kill the people
6. Share land and loot with foreign corporates.

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Dear Microsoft,

We literally never want to open docs or workbooks in the browser.

Signed,
Everyone

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I keep getting etymology and entomology confused.

Words cannot describe how much this bugs me.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

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[Mimi @JoulesBella]

Good evening.

[J. @Jahmu__]

Kama birthday yako inacome up itabidi ukubali words of affirmation.

[Mokera Jerseys @e_mokera]

I remember my dad hapo Dec akiwatch news akasema Ruto ni mjinga zaidi. My mum bluffs from dining and says Ruto ni mjinga lakini mtu mjinga zaidi ni Yule alimpigia Kura. My dad alinyamaza the entire night kwa sababu alipewa tackle ya kimataifa.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I used Nero to burn CDs as a kid and only later got the joke: Nero burned Rome, and "Burning ROM" is such a perfect reference.

[Njugush @BlessedNjugush]

🫢🫢🫢

[elsimba @Elsimba_]

@alexmwanzo @dexxe

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

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[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/UNlkL2Z9nE

[elsimba @Elsimba_]

@_Ice_Queen_001 https://t.co/bj1FYcR6a8