Dr Niles Crane🧸🚂🚀

Crotch smooth, pants empty

[Dr Niles Crane🧸🚂🚀 @Elstesers]

A nice, big, late night mug of cornflakes! If I was feeling horny before, I am certainly not now. Thank you, Mr Kellog!

[Dr Niles Crane🧸🚂🚀 @Elstesers]

“No one has it all figured out” actually, some people drive and know how to do taxes. It’s all relative baby and I am an empty shell

[Dr Niles Crane🧸🚂🚀 @Elstesers]

I have no skills to put on a CV or talk about at parties or use to benefit society or another person but I do at least wear my retainer every single night

[Thots TV pod @thots__tv]

Would you believe they're the same actor!? Simon Greenall, the nation's sweetheart

[Thots TV pod @thots__tv]

Lazy Tok

[James Mackenzie @jarmackenzie]

This is BRILLIANT!! #letthechallengebegin 😂👏👍

[Thots TV pod @thots__tv]

HAPPY HALLOWEEKEND 👻🎃🍂

To celebrate spooky season, we've got not one show for you, not TWO shows... but THREE SHOWS!!!

Link in bio as always
(And hello to our new followers☺️)

[Thots TV pod @thots__tv]

Did a Raven Tik Tok to go with our Raven episode 🐦‍⬛ @jarmackenzie might be the best bird man thing on CBBC

[Dr Niles Crane🧸🚂🚀 @Elstesers]

@jasminternet Literally, what is happening over there

[Dr Niles Crane🧸🚂🚀 @Elstesers]

HOW does she KEEP doing this 😭😭 when it comes to online trans discourse she's like Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes. Misreading a situation entirely, disappears for a bit, repeats every six months to a fkn deadline. I'm howling

[Dr Niles Crane🧸🚂🚀 @Elstesers]

Roman Roy's tiny little voice has made me so sad.

[The Elsie Loades Project @ElsieLoades]

@wandbc hello, is my council tax being used to fund 149 street parties when there are people in this borough who have literally nothing and are living on the streets please and thank you? #CoronationDay #CoronationWeekend #Coronation2023

[Dr Niles Crane🧸🚂🚀 @Elstesers]

@DireDick No for sure, I meant no disrespect. Obviously you're annoying

[Dr Niles Crane🧸🚂🚀 @Elstesers]

Succession characters as Smiths lyrics (because I'm the worst person you know)

A thread:

[Dr Niles Crane🧸🚂🚀 @Elstesers]

I welcome notes/improvements/suggestions. I'm working on Rava and frankly I'm stuck

[Dr Niles Crane🧸🚂🚀 @Elstesers]

Lukas Matsson