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[Reuters @Reuters]

European leaders gathered in Albania for a Political Community Summit where in a cheeky opening video clip, the heads of states were portrayed as babies. Read more about the summit here ➡️ https://t.co/FGIRdPtTmN

[LazerPig @PigLazer]

No fucking way

[Kraut @The_Davos_Man]

A big reason to hope Cape Verde beats Argentina isn't just that they are massive underdogs, but that some of the shittiest sports betting companies may actually go bankrupt if it happens.

[Dilly Hussain @DillyHussain88]

Never will they be pleased with you…

Dammed if you, dammed if you don’t.

That is why we shouldn’t give a rats about anything they say or expect from us.

[syrian @rmfc_syrian]

This is proof you can never make far right retards happy as an immigrant even if you assimilate

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Right on

[mimii. @mimiitalksss]

Pronounced “DR Congo” as “Dominican Republic of Congo”

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Paris’ deputy mayor says the U.S. bears “a significant amount of responsibility” for the deadly heatwave gripping France.

[The HEAT Realm @WadexFlash]

Tatum go hand Bam and Giannis a WATER

[James Jackson @derJamesJackson]

I wrote this a year ago and it gets more true every day

[Heat Central @TheHeatCentral]

Heat Nation, we got new agendas to push this season. 😈

[Elton 🇩🇪🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EltonTheMan]

You forgot to attach the gigachad image

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Lakota tribe celebrates 150 years since they won a battle against America:

[Faaz 💖💜💙 @Realpolitrik]

They made Dhurandhar for white people

[Minerva @Midnerva]

There is no single point in time where killing rich people wasn't popular

[The HEAT Realm @WadexFlash]

“What an unfortunate ending”

Nah we got the BEST ending

[sheku. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @shekuwow]

Anytime I see “translated from Portuguese” I know I’ll be the first in my bloodline to read that sentence

[Milan Busk @KarolusWangus]

"Hey kid. We know you've got Asperger's and don't do well in social settings, but were admitted to MIT. Instead of letting you go to your natural habitat and build rockets or something, we're gonna send you to a high stress sensory swamp to get yelled at for 2 years."

[Curtis Daly @CurtisDaly_]

Yo, why have you stopped talking about the Epstein files?

[Elton 🇩🇪🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EltonTheMan]

Having Ben Simmons' face should be a compliment for Donnarumma atp

[Media Bayern France @MediaBayernFR]

Carolin Musiala (mère de Jamal):

"Après la blessure de Jamal, je l’ai vu pleuré de nombreuses fois à la maison.

Les premiers jours, il devait même re-apprendre à monter un escalier." / @derspiegel