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[Reuters @Reuters]

European leaders gathered in Albania for a Political Community Summit where in a cheeky opening video clip, the heads of states were portrayed as babies. Read more about the summit here ➡️ https://t.co/FGIRdPtTmN

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ossoff: Who won the 2020 election?

Clayton: I’m not going to get into that with you.

Ossoff: Isn't it humiliating to be unable to answer this question, to have to indulge the president's delusions?

[Frau Katinka  Bumsbudenaufsicht, Ihr Arschkrampen @FrauKatinka]

Man kann über sie denken, was man will...aber sie hat verdammt nochmal recht...

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

They convinced idiots it was bad. That’s pretty much what this all boils down to.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

This guy is running for Wyoming's only seat in the US House and he's a real-life cartoon.

One of his main priorities is to "ban sharia law."

For context, there are less than 300 Muslims in the entire state of Wyoming.

[Mint (lapis) @mormonmommyuwu]

watching the english flags in everyone's names turn into spanish ones

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Get Stick Bugged Lol (2020)

[Actually_Tina_prepping for the 4th_FFXIV @Actually_Tina]

God gives his best punchlines to people with no sense of humor

[trans m1das @transm1das]

the wordle devs for some reason

[McCool @ipeedthepool]

the wordle today was so bad that my woke friend who said for months “calling the devs Hitler or pedos isn’t funny” sent this gif to the chat

[even more liberal 🇺🇳 @bombjapkids]

God cannot save you bigot, he hears your prayers and sends only death

[𝔸𝕪𝕝𝕚𝕟🍁★ɪʀᴏɴ ʟᴜɴɢ ᴇɴᴛʜᴜꜱɪᴀꜱᴛ🩸🫁 @_engineerPlier_]

History repeats itself

[⚉ may ⚇ @evilmaymoder]

this is a formal message to all wordle admins @nytimes

[The1andonlydavidrixx @RixThereal99054]

Dawg 😭😭😭😭😭😭 are we srs rn

[🗝️ @curseshrine]

women that you aren’t even dating will have you sick to your stomach for weeks on end

[#SUFFERINGS @ceeciixo]

Fucking dumbass forgot Jude understands Spanish lmao

[Annabunny 🐰 @BUNNIMODER]

the pedophile class has mandated you shit yourself to death because they saved $15 a year cutting research, also, please ignore the 350 billion for operation epic chungus

[anya @anyaxmar]

the russians are celebrating fedorov stepping down, which is kinda all you need to know