Amaranth the Exiled (Parody)

A sword to the neck, An arrow through the heart. •(Bi/MV/MS) #Parody. 21+, #Skyrim #ElderScrolls #HighFantasy #LOTR

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

Even when you cannot hear God, He hears you.

[Amaranth the Exiled (Parody) @ElvenExile]

@Hircineparody "Alright. Lead the way, sir. 8?I will tell you that I wish throat

[Amaranth the Exiled (Parody) @ElvenExile]

Sneaks up behind @Hircineparody and slaps his ass.

[Amaranth the Exiled (Parody) @ElvenExile]

@Hircineparody Why

[Amaranth the Exiled (Parody) @ElvenExile]

@Hircineparody "Why quick." She smirks.

[Amaranth the Exiled (Parody) @ElvenExile]

@Hircineparody "Whoa wait a second. I slap your ass then I have to fight a bison with you... How is that fair?"

[Amaranth the Exiled (Parody) @ElvenExile]

@Hircineparody "You don't have to tell me about it." She winks

[Lovely Bones @MrsLovelyBones1]

She’s usually sitting with her feet dangling off the edge of the world.

[Amaranth the Exiled (Parody) @ElvenExile]

@Hircineparody "It was that or tweak your ears. I couldn't decide so I went with instinct."

She grinned.

[Amaranth the Exiled (Parody) @ElvenExile]

Peeks out from behind the tree.

[Amaranth the Exiled (Parody) @ElvenExile]

"This was my people's land before your kind existed. We are eternal." She said haughtily.

[𝕯𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖍𝖐𝖎𝖎𝖓 @RaudrDreki]

“I’m of the notion we do not own the land. We belong to it. A mutual understanding.” He glanced back.

[Amaranth the Exiled (Parody) @ElvenExile]

"That's what I said. I claimed this part of the forest eons ago." She looked up at the hulking figure and crossed her arms.

[𝕯𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖍𝖐𝖎𝖎𝖓 @RaudrDreki]

He raised a brow.

“YOUR pond?”

[Amaranth the Exiled (Parody) @ElvenExile]

Glares back.

"Yeah, I know. You use my pond."

[𝕯𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖍𝖐𝖎𝖎𝖓 @RaudrDreki]

“I always bathe.” He glared.

[Amaranth the Exiled (Parody) @ElvenExile]

Scrunching her nose slightly. "Somehow I doubt that..." She teased.

[𝕯𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖍𝖐𝖎𝖎𝖓 @RaudrDreki]

He swears to the nine he’s bathed!

[Amaranth the Exiled (Parody) @ElvenExile]

She smells a Dovahkiin...

[Amaranth the Exiled (Parody) @ElvenExile]

@Hircineparody Rolling her eyes, she pushes the near empty bowl away and picks up her empty cup.
"Damnit..."

[Amaranth the Exiled (Parody) @ElvenExile]

Swings her legs back and forth as she sits on a limb of a tall oak. Looking about she sees @Hircineparody and she grins.

[Amaranth the Exiled (Parody) @ElvenExile]

@Hircineparody "Funny you don't seem like a bard. You're definitely are not a bard." She chuckles as she picks at her food.

[Amaranth the Exiled (Parody) @ElvenExile]

*peeks out*

[Amaranth the Exiled (Parody) @ElvenExile]

@Hircineparody "And I thought elves were bad..." She mutters as she picks up a potato with her fork.

[Amaranth the Exiled (Parody) @ElvenExile]

@Hircineparody She let out another laugh. "Aren't you just the smart one. I asked for veggies." She rolled her eyes and took another bite of carrot.