Furious Elven Loremaster

Just a hardworking Elven Librarian furious about mistreatment of research materials. Eregion. Lindon. Mobile service Khazad-dûm Tues only. #unhingedfellowship

[Furious Elven Loremaster @ElvenLibrarian]

@moonlarking @Alayanabeth @LindonLeafie @AliL490 Did someone mention my name?

[Furious Elven Loremaster @ElvenLibrarian]

In honour of #unhingedfellowship's 1-month anniversary Lindon Archive is releasing a special collection of alternative universe images, collected by me at great personal risk. I would like to thank local law enforcement, who were very helpful. Good boy 🦴🦴

[Furious Elven Loremaster @ElvenLibrarian]

@elfbotanist A girl who gets it

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@JamesBalrog James, I'm so sorry. I was away running supplies to Pelargir, and when I got back - a terrible thing.

Orcs have overrun Eregion. They've wiped their feet on the mats, and near about destroyed the plumbing. And they've burned all the comics! Please don't be cross.

James? James!

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@ShinyGlorfindel @GrillGalad Here to help.

[Furious Elven Loremaster @ElvenLibrarian]

Hello, I'm sorry I wasn't in when you called. I've been at Lindon Archive, where that annoying but often right Galadriel foresaw trouble in Khazad-dûm.

I'm en route with a bulk order of lembas bread and candles, but the bridge was out, so I've had to take a long detour south.

[Halbrand’ed @lotrropbrand]

Okey where is HE?!

[Furious Elven Loremaster @ElvenLibrarian]

@NotHalbrand I completely agree with you about *that* elf. She is currently barred from Eregion due to wilful damage of irreplaceable archive materials. So no need to worry about bumping into her if you're here for some quiet work.

[Furious Elven Loremaster @ElvenLibrarian]

Popping in to help you all celebrate the #RingsofPower #UnhingedPremiere

Over mountain, underhill,
Loremaster always keeps it chill.

[Furious Elven Loremaster @ElvenLibrarian]

@Adaristired He's just so... kind. And noble and fair and wise.

[Furious Elven Loremaster @ElvenLibrarian]

@DeceivingFairly Gosh, that's a shame. We seem to have a recent problem with archival material being damaged. It was that elf witch last time (she's barred).

Enemies? Do you have any more information? Is there likely to be any disruption to library services?

[Furious Elven Loremaster @ElvenLibrarian]

@CaptainGlueg Your ears truly are adorable. Are you interested in any of the new audio books Eregion Library is stocking. I have some that are narrated (*whispering*) by Gollum. Eregion Mobile Library will pop round to Adar's place next Wednesday, just before (rumour has it) it all kicks off.

[Furious Elven Loremaster @ElvenLibrarian]

Our true king of the Southlands @Not_Sauron_ is a great supporter of Eregion Library, and particularly Mordor School after @MountDoomMordor woke up. He'll always be a part of Unhinged Fellowship.

[Kimmy @kazskruge]

Creating an original character this hot and perfect just to scrap him breaks my heart whenever I start thinking too hard about it. Why would you do thatttttt 😭😭😭😭

[Furious Elven Loremaster @ElvenLibrarian]

@JamesBalrog Eregion Mobile Library coming next week with new comics, and then shortly after I think your life is going to become much more rewarding. I don't completely understand it, but my flat palantir is showing tantalising images.

[Furious Elven Loremaster @ElvenLibrarian]

@AmazonMGMStudio @PrimeVideo @TheRingsofPower Contact added to Lindon Archive. If you wish to register for Eregion Mobile Library, please contact @JamesBalrog, who runs our outreach programme.

[Furious Elven Loremaster @ElvenLibrarian]

New art, Damrod @hilltroll my dear.
https://t.co/Kb09ZgWfa7

[Furious Elven Loremaster @ElvenLibrarian]

An art collection for Damrod @hilltroll

Because everyone thinks so highly of him

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https://t.co/W9bEBiV1M0