Elvis Carcamo

Houston, TX Realtor 🏠 Gym rat 💪🏽 proud follower of my Lord & Savior Jesus Christ 🙏🏽

[Elvis Carcamo @ElvisCarcamo1]

@bblluvs I just fell in love

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

i've heard enough, relegate Everton

[Elvis Carcamo @ElvisCarcamo1]

@HoustonTexans WAJ

[🇨🇱Ꮍꗛᙁ! ꗛԸ ꕷᕔᙅꗞᙡꗛᕔ ᗫꗛ ꞆᙡĬꞆꞆꗛɌ👹 //COMMS CLOSED// @YenDemonArts]

Mf that's called THE UNITED STATES.

[Elvis Carcamo @ElvisCarcamo1]

Always knew Pep was overrated

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

So……

Let’s talk.

How many Premier League titles have I won then? 🤔

[Elvis Carcamo @ElvisCarcamo1]

Lindsay Clancy is a murderer, no two ways about it. If you think otherwise, you’re wrong.

[Sunny ☀️ @SweetSunburn]

I’m only performatively horny, I don’t actually believe in sex. I think it’s a myth made up by big cum to sell more cum.

[Elvis Carcamo @ElvisCarcamo1]

@phreedaos7076 That’s such a bar😂😭😭

[Kelani🎀 @phreedaos7076]

Saw a man preaching on my way to work.
He said the full meaning of sin is satan identification number
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[josh @joshypooper]

“i’m in a situationship” aww cute are you the liar or the loser

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

You gotta want this shit as bad as plankton want that formula

[xavier @nahimdifferent]

because real niggas already a dying breed

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

Paper Towel seeing me entering the kitchen to cook…

[Elvis Carcamo @ElvisCarcamo1]

@HoustonTexans @reliantenergy ❄️❄️❄️ baby

[Duolingo @duolingo]

when an ugly stranger calls you twin 😂😭 No Brand 🙅‍♂️✋

[Bettercallpaul @UncoPol]

How government employees look at you when you genuinely inquire about the services they are employed to offer

[Breanna Morello @BreannaMorello]

Your mom says she has postpartum depression.

[Elvis Carcamo @ElvisCarcamo1]

Sam Darnold better come back in, I need my parley to hit @PrizePicks @NFL @Seahawks

#NFLFans #FootballSeason

[Chilly Bets @ChillyBets]

Happy NFL Day 🏈