Elvis Tran

I don’t complain. But when I do, this is where I do it

[Elvis Tran @ElvisNTran]

*Receiving an Amazon package that requires a non-contact signature*

Delivery girl: Can I have your last name?

Me: Sure. Tran.

Me: ...

Me: So... does that mean we’re married now?

Delivery girl: *stares in confusion*

[Elvis Tran @ElvisNTran]

Make that 5

[Elvis Tran @ElvisNTran]

Cmon @MassDOT. 4 cars. All with a popped tired due to i90 west bound.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

POV: you’ve come to terms with losing the fantasy championship

[Elvis Tran @ElvisNTran]

Pain is losing fantasy football championships by 1.5 points due to:

- your defense scoring more TDs than your WRs, RBs, FLEXs, and TE combined

- having 6 receiving + rushing touchdowns in total, none of which scored by your starting lineup 😭

[Elvis Tran @ElvisNTran]

The only proper way to break the ice in a #megalabowl league:

-“anyone here from out side of the states?”
-“me”
-*begin onslaught of “bonjour”*

[Elvis Tran @ElvisNTran]

@idkvan 🔥

[Elvis Tran @ElvisNTran]

@notnicejimmer @BleacherReport @swishcultures_ @_Rami_Gazaleh Down. I need more cardio in my life rn 😂

[Elvis Tran @ElvisNTran]

@clodgett @xHJN I second this. I don’t think bad air quality should make a good CO alarm go off.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

#SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse editor confirms there are multiple versions of the film currently in theaters

“I was wondering when people might start noticing”

(via @AlliterAndy)

[Elvis Tran @ElvisNTran]

One of the most terrifying feelings. Iykyk

[Elvis Tran @ElvisNTran]

@Timmmyy_Le Looks good Timmy! I really like the one of the pitch. Whatcha shooting on?

[Elvis Tran @ElvisNTran]

@NikonUSA 🫴

[Elvis Tran @ElvisNTran]

@TheFFBallers 🫴

[Elvis Tran @ElvisNTran]

@1kalwaysopen_ @notnicejimmer @Nguyen413 😂

[Elvis Tran @ElvisNTran]

@Nguyen413 @Twitch @notnicejimmer 👀👀

[Elvis Tran @ElvisNTran]

@Timmmyy_Le Your experiments didn’t fail. You just learned numerous ways not to get the data you’re looking for.

-adaption of something from Thomas Edison

[Elvis Tran @ElvisNTran]

@notnicejimmer @thaoviviane @Nguyen413 😂😂😂

[Elvis Tran @ElvisNTran]

@nhuyyyy This is what happened with my mom. She only wanted a girl. By the time she had 3 boys she said ‘fk it, one more’ because she would have tứ quý. Then she proceeded to pop out a girl 😂

[Elvis Tran @ElvisNTran]

@CATBRAINCELL

[Elvis Tran @ElvisNTran]

@LeonPlays1708 @DONTNOD_Ent @LifeIsStrange So glad you played this. Such a good game