Elysiuum

Just a chill guy living a chill life. Future scientist over here. Believe it!! 🤘🏼 Insta:elvis_presely532 YouTube:

[Elysiuum @ElvisPresely23]

I have a mission. And I need your help https://t.co/6Gu87Putq6

[Elysiuum @ElvisPresely23]

@Destiny2Team @A_dmg04 ya said that the Subjugators actually speak a real language. Nobody managed to figured it out so out of curiosity, what was the language or were ya just joking when you said that?

[Elysiuum @ElvisPresely23]

What a perfect mission with a perfect ending. Insane how this guardian’s ten year story played out. Thanks Bungie and the Destiny Crew over the years

[Elysiuum @ElvisPresely23]

They are here

[flicker the terrible 🫦 team comedy @FlickerToons]

this is deadass one of the craziest pictures I've seen in my entire life

[Elysiuum @ElvisPresely23]

Only needed three words to understand the message

[おかちゃん@H.S GARAGE @HSGARAGE1]

アメリカ人と会話してるうちに

「big booty Latina」

という新しい言葉を覚えた

[Elysiuum @ElvisPresely23]

A Dirty Dr. Pepper sounds devious. Am I gonna take one sip and pass tf out with a note on my back calling me a fool

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

McDonald's is launching a new drinks menu that includes dirty sodas and caffeinated refreshers:

- Dirty Dr Pepper
- Sprite Berry Blast
- Mango Pineapple Refresher
- Strawberry Watermelon Refresher

[Elysiuum @ElvisPresely23]

Finally…. New Linkin Park Optimus speech just announced

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

New 'Transformers' movie is officially in the works at Paramount

[Elysiuum @ElvisPresely23]

What was the series of events that led to Doinks the Retard Frog to place this on the World Wide Web for my eyes, and humanity’s, to see this

[Doinks the Frog @DoinksTheFrog]

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.

[fallen! dan ⋆｡°🦇 #TVL @isolatedbug]

Y'all are so fake for not posting this on my timeline from the NASA website, I mean, HOLY SHIT

[Damien_Master @damien_master]

Se alguém quer invalidar uma obra e seu primeiro argumento é falar de "nostalgia", eu já nem levo a sério.

O monstro da nostalgia não vai matar vocês não, galera. Ninguém assiste e gosta de algo várias vezes porque na infância era maneiro, se ainda gosta, se faz algo, é por existir qualidade naquilo, e uma conexão que vai além da memória.

Temas, personagem, narrativa, mundo, tudo em uma obra é motivo para se prender a ela. O que não dá é pra ficar desmerecendo as coisas por você não gostar e achar um erro que outros gostem também.

E mais! Dragonball é bom pra caralho mesmo. Não é famoso por nada, nem bobo ou só feito de lutinha.

[ROGZ @FactoenX]

Recuerden que la brujula se inventó antes que el reloj porque es mas importante la dirección que el tiempo

[Elysiuum @ElvisPresely23]

Kallen pisses me off because she has some of the coolest fighting animations but since she is a minor character in the story, she can’t get updated. WHAT ABOUT THE ALT TIMELINE KALLEN. WE CAN DO SOMETHING WITH HER

[Jaro @jar0xx]

can hoyo copy themselves and give someone this kallen move bc i've been obsessed with it since FOREVER.

[Elysiuum @ElvisPresely23]

Ain’t a true remake but LETS GO

[Tales of Series @TalesofSeries]

Nothing will appease her but vengeance.

Join Velvet in Tales of Berseria: Remastered, coming February 27th 2026.

[Elysiuum @ElvisPresely23]

Some people just want to see the world burn

[KillerKeeWee 🦅🇦🇷birddommymommy🇦🇷🦅 @KillerKeeWee]

Since yummy was FINALLY added to masterduel I’m reposting the yummy mitsu notes but I also have pure yummy if anyone wants :3

Be delicious, my duelists for we are the yummiest there will ever be

[Elysiuum @ElvisPresely23]

We are about to witness the newest record of a live service game getting shut down

[Jake Lucky @JakeSucky]

After likely paying 7 figures to debut at The Game Awards, Highguard has yet to post anything on social media

The game launches in less than 3 weeks

[ZenlessWorld @ZenlessWorld]

Miyabi Vs Ye Shunguang

Cre: M1s3n

#ZenlessZoneZero #ゼンゼロ #ZZZ

[GameStop @gamestop]

The world you grew up in no longer exists

[Elysiuum @ElvisPresely23]

An NFL official account doing this is CRAZY but also funny as fuck

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God bless Yoko Taro for 2B

[Elysiuum @ElvisPresely23]

As a lover of the gamble, all I will say is

…”I’ll win”

[Anime Posts @animeposts]

Which button will you press?