⚔️ Titus Groaner Cornish Variant〓〓

Artifex Carpentarius. Veteran. Fisherman. Estwing Pilot. I'm not making inane comments, I'm laughing at your stupidity. I identify as an LG HD 4K TV+

[⚔️ Titus Groaner Cornish Variant〓〓 @ElvisStringvest]

@investor_bod @LGB_1962 Still crying Jim?

[Tess Summers 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇪 @tesssummers98]

@RaheemKassam @Channel4News @esmewren @Verbatim_Media Labour Mandelson affair is still on going- public have not heard half the story. Silence over criminal Tulip and the Brown MP who left. Khan and his denial of rape torture gangs. Ed Miliband's undocumented meetings with hostile states- MSM has gone eerily quiet.

[⚔️ Titus Groaner Cornish Variant〓〓 @ElvisStringvest]

@bphillipsonMP Still got away to go before catching up with Labour though.

[⚔️ Titus Groaner Cornish Variant〓〓 @ElvisStringvest]

@LGB_1962 Still didn't answer the question asked though.

[⚔️ Titus Groaner Cornish Variant〓〓 @ElvisStringvest]

@MikeTappTweets You're actually a functioning moron.

[Cornwall7000 ⛵️🐕 @cornwall70001]

A reminder, in case it was needed:

[⚔️ Titus Groaner Cornish Variant〓〓 @ElvisStringvest]

@MatthewStadlen I prefer cities where kids on bikes don't take my phone. Did they give you your phone back yet Batty Matty?

[⚔️ Titus Groaner Cornish Variant〓〓 @ElvisStringvest]

@DamianLow3 Useful idiot tweets, it's remarkable how all the left tweet the same thing at the same time.

It's almost as if there's someone sitting in a control room somewhere activating a chip in their heads.

[⚔️ Titus Groaner Cornish Variant〓〓 @ElvisStringvest]

@metztouat @dave43law You have to be scraping the IQ barrel to call yourself LoathePopulusm 🤡

[⚔️ Titus Groaner Cornish Variant〓〓 @ElvisStringvest]

@dave43law Ignorant leftard postings up,.........

[⚔️ Titus Groaner Cornish Variant〓〓 @ElvisStringvest]

@Mpellet10 @Caroltreasure @histories_arch

[⚔️ Titus Groaner Cornish Variant〓〓 @ElvisStringvest]

@Caroltreasure @histories_arch You're probably more closely related to Neanderthals than Trump.

[⚔️ Titus Groaner Cornish Variant〓〓 @ElvisStringvest]

@andrew_liggins @SteveM0365

[⚔️ Titus Groaner Cornish Variant〓〓 @ElvisStringvest]

@SteveM0365

[⚔️ Titus Groaner Cornish Variant〓〓 @ElvisStringvest]

@daniellismore

[⚔️ Titus Groaner Cornish Variant〓〓 @ElvisStringvest]

@JackWDart

[⚔️ Titus Groaner Cornish Variant〓〓 @ElvisStringvest]

@MatthewStadlen Just like Starmer want going anywhere 🤡

[Rebartic @Rebartic]

LBC Staff Meeting [40]:

Exec: “Good Morning All.”
All: “Good Morning Sir.”
Exec: “Well, well, well, we do have a bit of a situation on our hands, don’t we?”

[Silence]

Exec: “I said DON’T WE?”
All: “Yes, SIR.”
Exec: “Good, now hands up those of you who supported that plagiarising prat, Arday”

[A small show of hands]

Exec: “Yes, Cornwall, Kuntish, Abattoir, Blight and, of course, you Brien. You fucking idiots…”
O’B: “But, but, but…”
Exec: “‘But’ what, Brien, but what?”
O’B: “He’s black.”
Exec: Oh my fucking God. You blithering idiot. Have you looked at LBC’s roster? We don’t do black!”
O’B: “But, Sir, he said I inspired him.”
Exec: “So? It’s likely that the twat who murdered Ann Widdecombe will say the same! Arday crawled up your arse so far so that you’d pledge your undying support, you fucking idiot.”
O’B: “Oh, so wasn’t it genuine?’
Exec: “As genuine as him running 600 miles in 6 days, yes.”
O’B: “Oh, fuck.”
Exec: "All together now.”
All: “YOU FUCKING MUG.”
Exec: “Excellent. Now let’s move on. No more Arday, OK?”
All: “Yes, Sir.”
Exec: “Good, so I want lots of positivity about Burnham, I’ve been promised a small town house in Salford if we can help boost his ratings. Please cover his upcoming UK tour as you would the second coming of Christ.”
Shelagh Fogarty: “Sir, as a Catholic I find that quite offensive.”
Exec: “Miss Flaherty, with all due respect, shut the fuck up. Stick to slating men and talking about Hillsborough, eh?”
SF: “Oh,”
Exec: “Now, one last thing. The hot weather…oops…sorry the Climate Crisis.”
Nick Abbot: “Trump, Farage, Trump, Farage, Trump, Farage...”
Exec: “For fuck sake, who took the bag off his head? Someone please put it back on.”
Nick Ferrari: ”My pleasure.”
NA: ”Trump, Farage, Tru…ooof.”
Exec: ”Thank you, Farrago. So please ramp up the panic about the heat waves. If any fucker mentions 1976 you will be summarily sacked. I want wildfires, doom, and lots of it.”
Iain Dale: “What about all those arsonists arrested in France and Spain?”
Exec: "Jesus, Fail, NO."
ID: "Bugger."
Exec: "Right, I have a head to head at my pied-à-terre with Miss Vorderman, Dale Vince, a bottle of Absinthe and a horse massager in 15 minutes, dismissed."

#OLBC
#OBINGO

[Rebartic @Rebartic]

In all the years I've followed the ups and downs of O'Brien I have never seen him subjected to the levels of mockery and ridicule (justifiably) as in these last 24 hours.

His Arday "I feel like a mug" clip, helpfully put out by @LBC, has been posted/quoted so often on here, each with an excoriating comment, exposing O'Brien's own virtue signalling and misguided version of racism.

Happy days, eh?

#OBINGOI

[⚔️ Titus Groaner Cornish Variant〓〓 @ElvisStringvest]

@Rebartic So no tongue and groove in her house.