Elvis Suave

I connect brands and their stories with the people who need them. football @chelseafc

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@enitandev Just dey play. Lol

[Pubity @pubity]

Nigerian Americans are some of the most educated people in the US.

64% of US children born from Nigerian immigrants have at least a Bachelor's degree, roughly double the US average.

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@absolutkylian Casemiro

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

A PhD that ends with a product instead of a paper nobody reads.

More countries should try this.

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@Szymansk_ii Lool

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@England Tucheliban

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@__T_touch Lol

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@Pharmacio001 Lol

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@benmurraybruce Lol

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@iamHSDickson GIGO

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

You cannot rehabilitate a person that beheads a person.

You cannot rehabilitate someone that offs people for sport.

You cannot rehabilitate someone that kidnaps and rapes children.

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I was on a train in Tokyo. We stopped between stations. Announcement in Japanese, then in English: "We apologize for the delay. We will resume shortly."

The delay was maybe 3 minutes. Not a big deal.

When the train started moving again, another announcement: "We sincerely apologize for the delay. We were stopped for 3 minutes and 20 seconds. This is unacceptable. Thank you for your patience."

Three minutes and twenty seconds. They measured it exactly. And called it unacceptable.

When I got off at my stop, there were station staff on the platform bowing and handing out delay certificates.

I took one out of curiosity. It was an official document stating that the train had been delayed by 3 minutes and 20 seconds, signed and stamped.

The staff member said in English "for your employer. So they know the delay was not your fault."

I said I'm a tourist, I don't need it. He looked confused. "But the delay affected you. You deserve an apology."

Three minutes. They were treating a three-minute delay like a major incident.

Later I mentioned this to a Japanese friend. They said "oh yes, delay certificates are normal. Trains are supposed to be exactly on time. If they are late, they must apologize."

I said three minutes isn't late, it's nothing. My friend said "in Japan, three minutes is late. On time means on time. Not approximately on time."

They said the train company probably investigated why there was a 3-minute delay. "They will find the cause and fix it so it doesn't happen again."

I kept the certificate. It's framed in my apartment now. A reminder that somewhere in the world, people care about three minutes.

© 6IX.

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@im_Kappachino Interesting

[Pharrell Williams @Pharrell]

GOD IS THE GREATEST

[Holy Bible @Holy__Bible1]

𝗘𝗺𝗽𝘁𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗯. 𝗘𝗻𝗱𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲.

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@Omojuwa Lol

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@Abdul_Ahmad_ Why not channel this your energy into investigating the terrorists

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@Zayngive_s Day of the Jackal

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@SavvyRinu Terrorists and peace in the same sentence. Lmao

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@CCSoludo Fix this slum