Elvito

I am who you think I am and yet nothing close to the person you think you know

[Phil Hoyeck @PAHoyeck]

It's hard to stay humble when you're one of the only five or six people on the planet who know how to use a semicolon.

[goma @soigomaa]

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career.
The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams.
My "bad days" are his wildest dreams.
My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive.
It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

[Charms @The_amakaaa]

This has been a very hard year. But I will win in the end.

[Elvito @Elvisphiri3]

You can say that again

[𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐡 @kwameaddoobiri_]

Tea tastes like everything is going to be okay

[Elvito @Elvisphiri3]

I’m dead 🤣🤣

[A.K.A @kayzywizzzy]

Men only have money the first month of dating, that's recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget

[Lu😍 @Lusa_Luu]

🥲🥲 aaah

[Elvito @Elvisphiri3]

It’s evident my house is just a storage facility for the things I buy cause I spend more time at work than home.

[Padre @Father_Mba]

Banene ati I heard Zambians prefer "Dark Mode."

[Elvito @Elvisphiri3]

💀💀💀

[Malu_09_ @JehoshuaMalupe3]

There's a lesson somewhere in everything we experience, just pay attention.

[Elvito @Elvisphiri3]

We need to learn how to play 💀

[Au(a) @giamorx]

Men are so unserious. My brother’s friend had an allergic reaction all over his skin so they are now calling him ‘Rashford’.

[Elvito @Elvisphiri3]

This is why I don’t mess with those things. No one vegetable should have that kind of power 😂

[Zac 🍒 Compact Disc HQ @World0fEcho]

mushrooms are crazy. they range from being nice on a pizza to being a burger patty substitute to offering a life-changing psychedelic experience that alters your perception of existence forever to just straight up ending your life after eating them. shout out mushrooms.

[Mulenga @Chileshe3M]

My self care resolution for this year is I will buy myself EVERYTHING I want, as long as I can

[Elvito @Elvisphiri3]

It’s finally that time when everyone starts to hate us even more 😂

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Big players shine on the big stage 🌟

[mnn. @MukuNotNice]

Lacking boundaries attracts too many people who don't have your best intentions at heart.

[Waiting to Oxtail @ThatDudeMCFLY]

I see the vision

[𝘛walu_ x✮ @real_Twalumba]

My only regret is I was too young for the Mwanawasa economy

[Deity25 @kwines7]

Life is hard, but please text in full and punctuate>>>>>>>

[Zulu Man 🐻 @CKureopa]

Hopefully you’ll at least find the exit