What is Elwood Doing?

Real and accurate accounts of what Elwood Hozier-Byrne is doing. In no way related to, but completely inspired by @Hozierisdoing. A certified good boy.

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Elwood was inspired by “To Noise Making (Sing)” and is now barking at nothing.

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Elwood and Hozier are watching the 1997 cinematic masterpiece “Contact” Starring Jodie Foster. Elwood wants you to know that he’s “okay to go” and hopes that he’ll be reunited with his dead dad on a beach someday. Elwood loves the intersection of science and religion.

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Elwood is helping Hozier find “hobbit motherfuckers” who would “break the leg of you”

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Elwood wants you to know that one of the best parts of living in Ireland is falling asleep to the sound of the rain

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Elwood wants you to know that everyday can be Valentine’s Day if you have enough love in your heart

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Elwood is giving Hozier a cuddle whilst he’s sick

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Elwood is freezing his hecking feets off here in ye old Éireann

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Elwood does not remember what he was doing 10 years ago, Elwood does not remember what he was doing yesterday

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Elwood is listening to Hozier sing “Fairytale of New York” by The Pogues (feat. Kristy MacColl) for the hundredth time today

🎵THEY’ GOT CARS BIG AS BARS, THEY’VE GOT RIVERS OF GOLD! 🎵

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Elwood wishes you all a happy Christmas Eve

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Elwood wants you all to take good care of yourselves this exam season #selfcareisnotselfish

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@HozierIsDoing Elwood is SO EXCITED about salami

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@HozierIsDoing 🐶🐶🐶

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Both literally and as a metaphor because #thisdogkillsfascists

Get it? It’s a Woody Guthrie joke...

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Elwood would chew up a jackboot, and that’s that.

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Elwood is just a bit put out that Hozier hung out with OTHER dogs last night.

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Elwood is worried about how Hozier’s debt to Zeus impacts his treat supply

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Broke: Hozier as a Irish wolfhound
Woke: Hozier as a Borzoi

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