Elyse Caringella

[Elyse Caringella @ElyseCaringella]

@ecareyo She said “we have arrived”

[Elyse Caringella @ElyseCaringella]

@ReekertsMcDerby @PhishatMSG @Phish_FTR @phish @osirispod @drewphish @chopaganda @LawnMemo @ryanGac @Wombat_Matt @RJBee_2 10-4 Dr. Derbs

[Elyse Caringella @ElyseCaringella]

@ryanGac co-sign

[Elyse Caringella @ElyseCaringella]

@bessbell You have a gift for fiction writing (I’m sure you already know this as you’re a published author)

[Chris Redd @Reddsaidit]

I can’t wait until my conversation with people doesn’t sound like I’ve been inside for a year

[Elyse Caringella @ElyseCaringella]

@bessbell The gentle back pat hugs kill me every time

[Elyse Caringella @ElyseCaringella]

@OhJohnnyOhOh @grinnandberit @ryanGac @thisiscarlile not generally one to air grievances online but I GOT BEEF with arango!

[Elyse Caringella @ElyseCaringella]

@OhJohnnyOhOh I hope it grazed the fries. Like a little personal salt lick feed bag.

[Elyse Caringella @ElyseCaringella]

@pronounced_ing @DPMCanty @JTaylorSkinner @summerbrennan Glad that I'm not the only one feeling this way - I read the article this morning and it's been haunting me throughout the day. I'll probably always be triggered by popcorn now?

[Elyse Caringella @ElyseCaringella]

@carlyewisel Hahahaha

[Elyse Caringella @ElyseCaringella]

@OhJohnnyOhOh I’ll bring the TP, what time?

[Elyse Caringella @ElyseCaringella]

@emilyfavreau This is the best, v drinkable and not super $! https://t.co/2SbPegArUQ
Also thanks for admitting to drinking nightly, cheers

[Elyse Caringella @ElyseCaringella]

Ok now I’m scared

[🪷coastal eddy @coastal_eddyLB]

Corona Virus explained in craft terms: you and 9 friends are crafting. 1 is using glitter. How many projects have glitter?

[Elyse Caringella @ElyseCaringella]

@LisaFrame Omg how long did you have this drafted for 😂 perfect

[Elyse Caringella @ElyseCaringella]

@LilTunechi @realDonaldTrump @POTUS Well, now you can suck MY dick with red lipstick and don’t let it smear 💋

[Elyse Caringella @ElyseCaringella]

@pattonoswalt Gac 2020: That makes me want to scream

[Elyse Caringella @ElyseCaringella]

@realDonaldTrump Is this a fucking infomercial?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Masks matter. They save lives.

[Elyse Caringella @ElyseCaringella]

@saywhatpmo @donnie_biggins @OhJohnnyOhOh I’m proud! What makes it French? Are these “other people” your children?

[Elyse Caringella @ElyseCaringella]

@HeidiStevens13 @CNN That caught me so off guard and made me actually laugh for the first time tonight