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@marsrader It would appear that penny goes a lot farther these days than ever.

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@abrahampiper Were just talking about how the family doesn't ask if we, or any of the kids, would like to go along to church after Xmas eve dinner. They've finally given up on us, which is a nice gift.

[wheezywaiter @wheezywaiter]

Tweeting now feels like those musicians on the Titanic.

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@fwong Cup Stacking

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That's gonna have a short run-time.

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

Finally, a family-friendly version!!!

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@Chris_Meloni Most lie down comedy jokes fall flat for me.

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@joeltelling Delete your account

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@CoreyRForrester She agrees to a date but the village shows up instead?

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@MilkDiesel1 Yeah, the last thing baseball needs is a loss of those nuances that make high-level play so special.

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@jfwong My childhood fridge contained a Tupperware bowl of strawberries - stemmed, halved, and coated in sugar. The juice in the bottom hit so hard!

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@MilkDiesel1 That's some crazy footage of Religious extremists taking over a plane mid-flight!

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@AJemaineClement

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@stlDenise3D I, for whatever reason, have never printed a Benchy.

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@amazing_physics Is that the new C.L.I.N.T model from Bosstown Dynamics? So unreal!

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@DJSnM They signed the waiver

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@CoreyRForrester And on the air there was a hunger
Even a boy could recognize

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@stevezaragoza My First thought, givin the style, is that it had something to do with the Percy Jackson verse.

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@SirWrender @JenSmileyScott I liked it a lot, but I knew it was going to be one of those that I have to be in the right mood for.
Obnoxious and silly on-the-nose parallels to depressing real world topics that need a good laughing-at sometimes.

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@CoreyRForrester He both eats sloppy steaks, and "doesn't want to be around anymore"

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@offearth3d I really don't have words.

I was that kid telling all his friends about the storyline of their favorite multi-player game and trying to get ANYONE I knew to read a book or two so I could geek with them.