Elyssa Phillips

𝗔𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 | 𝗪𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿 | 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻. ⁣ Fueled by Carbs & Peanut Butter 🥜 ⁣ #WhyImStillSingle

[Elyssa Phillips @ElyssaMP]

New acting reel just dropped! I also dropped my standards, my dignity, and three exes who thought improv counted as therapy.
#whyimstillsingle #comedienne

[Elyssa Phillips @ElyssaMP]

The polls may have closed. But my mouth remains wide open. 😏😝🫡
#electionresultlive #ivoted

[Elyssa Phillips @ElyssaMP]

@AdamComedian 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣

[Elyssa Phillips @ElyssaMP]

Happy Tuesday!
- Gym
- Vote
- Behind The Funny Podcast guest at Flappers Comedy Club
- Commercial audition
- Comedy show at Yes Baby Vintage
- TACOS

#whyimstillsingle

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As President, I would read 10 letters a day sent to me by ordinary Americans. At the Obama Presidential Center, we’ll have some of the letters I read — and responded to — every night. I still get emotional reading them, and it’s one of my favorite exhibits.

[Elyssa Phillips @ElyssaMP]

Working on the new stuff all will in L.A.:

Monday: The Oaks, Sherman Oaks
Tuesday: Yes Baby Vintage, Burbank
Friday: Geeky Teas, Burbank

#whyimstillsingle

[Elyssa Phillips @ElyssaMP]

Tonight's show:
Mission Viejo, CA
7pm!
See you there!

#whyimstillsingle

[Elyssa Phillips @ElyssaMP]

Pics from day 1 of @vailcomedyfest are up on that OTHER app 😏😏😏.... But here's a sneak peek! #whyimstillsingle

[Elyssa Phillips @ElyssaMP]

Night 2 of @vailcomedyfest in the books. So much fun hanging with a small but fiercely talented group of comics all weekend. Applause break during my set tonight at a PACKED show where everyone slayed. What more could a girl ask for?! 💜 One more night to go! 💖
#whyimstillsingle

[Elyssa Phillips @ElyssaMP]

@vailcomedyfest So much fun!

[SAG-AFTRA @sagaftra]

The #NoFakesAct was reintroduced in Congress today. It is crucial legislation that will protect every individual’s likeness in America – including your own.

Let Congress, & your fellow Americans, know you support the #NoFakesAct by signing this letter: https://t.co/INvCzrCIRl.

[Elyssa Phillips @ElyssaMP]

Amazing Night 1 at @vailcomedyfest . Can't wait to catch up on some much needed, well-deserved rest --- and do it all again tomorrow!
#whyimstillsingle

[Elyssa Phillips @ElyssaMP]

@JohnQuinnan Agree to disagree 💜

[Elyssa Phillips @ElyssaMP]

"Stephen. I'm here in support tonight for Stephen because you're the first guy in America who lost his show because we got a President can't take a joke." - Bruce Springsteen

[Elyssa Phillips @ElyssaMP]

Dear delayed flight,
Am I SEMI happy that my 6:30am flight is now 8am and I can get a LITTLE bit more rest?
Sure.
However, I'd really prefer if you departed and arrived as previously discussed.

Please and thank you,
Elyssa
@FlyFrontier

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

In a heartfelt sign-off, Anderson Cooper reflects on the stories, risks, adventures, and human connections that defined his two decades with television's most iconic newsmagazine. https://t.co/bbRt5TYrmd

[Elyssa Phillips @ElyssaMP]

Well it finally happened.
I hit a bird.
Or the bird flew into my car while I was driving.
On the freeway.
I pulled off thinking I would walk back and find that pigeon.... But it's the freeway.
I feel so bad! But like... Wtf pigeon?! 🧐💖

[Elyssa Phillips @ElyssaMP]

okay i have officially run out of good podcasts to listen to while traveling --

SEND ME SOME FUN PODCASTS PLEASE!
And fun to me is NOT serial killers and the women who love them!
#whyimstillsingle

[Elyssa Phillips @ElyssaMP]

Tonight's show:

Carlsbad, San Diego
7pm
ComedyJuice

#whyimstillsingle 🤓

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

Friends, this is tomorrow!

[Elyssa Phillips @ElyssaMP]

@vailcomedyfest Yassssssss