New acting reel just dropped! I also dropped my standards, my dignity, and three exes who thought improv counted as therapy.
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As President, I would read 10 letters a day sent to me by ordinary Americans. At the Obama Presidential Center, weโll have some of the letters I read โ and responded to โ every night. I still get emotional reading them, and itโs one of my favorite exhibits.
Working on the new stuff all will in L.A.:
Monday: The Oaks, Sherman Oaks
Tuesday: Yes Baby Vintage, Burbank
Friday: Geeky Teas, Burbank
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Night 2 of @vailcomedyfest in the books. So much fun hanging with a small but fiercely talented group of comics all weekend. Applause break during my set tonight at a PACKED show where everyone slayed. What more could a girl ask for?! ๐ One more night to go! ๐
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The #NoFakesAct was reintroduced in Congress today. It is crucial legislation that will protect every individualโs likeness in America โ including your own.
Let Congress, & your fellow Americans, know you support the #NoFakesAct by signing this letter: https://t.co/INvCzrCIRl.
Amazing Night 1 at @vailcomedyfest . Can't wait to catch up on some much needed, well-deserved rest --- and do it all again tomorrow!
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"Stephen. I'm here in support tonight for Stephen because you're the first guy in America who lost his show because we got a President can't take a joke." - Bruce Springsteen
Dear delayed flight,
Am I SEMI happy that my 6:30am flight is now 8am and I can get a LITTLE bit more rest?
Sure.
However, I'd really prefer if you departed and arrived as previously discussed.
Please and thank you,
Elyssa
@FlyFrontier
In a heartfelt sign-off, Anderson Cooper reflects on the stories, risks, adventures, and human connections that defined his two decades with television's most iconic newsmagazine. https://t.co/bbRt5TYrmd
Well it finally happened.
I hit a bird.
Or the bird flew into my car while I was driving.
On the freeway.
I pulled off thinking I would walk back and find that pigeon.... But it's the freeway.
I feel so bad! But like... Wtf pigeon?! ๐ง๐
okay i have officially run out of good podcasts to listen to while traveling --
SEND ME SOME FUN PODCASTS PLEASE!
And fun to me is NOT serial killers and the women who love them!
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