Elyssa Osborne

I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it. —Elwood P. Dowd

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We're gonna look back on all of this, and not laugh at all.

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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Mental Health (HBO) https://t.co/vMSCU1q1w9

[B Haynes @barbhaynes]

#DonaldTrump is like if a Comments Section ran for office.

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Pat Bagley Cartoons - The Salt Lake Tribune https://t.co/Yzfm3VWP5L

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Lysergide and Chinese Take-Out is title of this chapter in my future memoir.

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Why are there so many pairs of shoes abandoned in random places in Rutland? #RutvegasVT

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@madbain http://t.co/k7IGND3Cqb

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Oh, you know, just another day driving in VT... #802Love

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What is the operation by which a self relates itself to its own self, transparently? Selfie.