Elz

This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time.

[Elz @ElyssaSDL]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Rare footage of me as a child 💃🏾

[Elz @ElyssaSDL]

What exactly is in the “broom closets” at Hogwarts?

[LIZZO @lizzo]

AN EXAMPLE OF MEN BEING GREAT WHEN ITS TIME TO BE GREAT

[grain. death? @grain_death]

earlier this year a random number i don't recognize started sending me pictures of toads

[Elz @ElyssaSDL]

Wut

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon - We did that 50 years ago. They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science!

[Elz @ElyssaSDL]

This tweet aged...

[idiots @idiotsdoingshit]

College parties are great: You're taking shots with future doctors and the next Supreme Court judge is throwing up in the bathroom.

[Elz @ElyssaSDL]

Oh. My. God.

[relationships.bsky.social @redditships]

My boyfriend [28M] wants me [27F] to take a dump in front of him to prove that I'm not cheating.

[Animated Text @animatedtext]

mom i dont need a boyfriend i need therapy

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Oh hello, you love of my life,
look at you, thanks for letting me call you home

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Sorry that I’m dead inside and bad with money

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

Meanwhile, Black mothers are being sentenced to prison for sending their children to better school districts...

[Cersei Lannister @Queen_Cersei]

LOL @ being called "not a true fan" after 8 years and 5 books and 72 episodes and 15K tweets and 62K+ followers because I enjoyed Cersei and Jaime's finale. I'd spin in my grave but I'm kinda pinned in between a rock and a hard man. 😁

[⎊ lord tony of house stark @tonystankstan]

just bringing back this iconic edit before spiderman:far from home

[~ @kellyblaus]

Game of Thrones fans

[Nathalie Emmanuel @missnemmanuel]

Missandei in heaven like: