Elzane Zevenster

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

I hate when ppl take my glasses, say"wow u really cant see!"No shit I dont take a random persons wheelchair, say "wow u really cant walk!"

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

Whenever I'm feeling sad, I just remember that somewhere in this world there is an idiot pulling a door that clearly says "PUSH" @Sarah08nu

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

A photon checks into a hotel. When asked if he needed help with his luggage, he replied "No thanks, I’m traveling light." Bazinga! @anina01

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

I'm that horrible friend who reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 4 hours later. @Sarah08nu

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

I'm awkward when people compliment me. "Nice hair" Me: "Thanks, I grew it myself" @anina01 @ChrislynAllan @Sarah08nu @69tea

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

Dancing helps protect you against heart disease and also prevents high blood pressure - do the tellytubby. @anina01

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

"@FunnyOrTruth: You never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am." @Sarah08nu. @anina01

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

Why do some couples make their status "single" every time they fight. I don't put "orphan" when I get into fights with my parents.

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

If zombies attack the world, everyone will run and hide. Except for us gamers. We've been waiting for this all our lives! @anina01

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

Never ignore a person who loves you and cares for you. One day, you may realize you've lost the moon while counting the stars.

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

Appreciate what you have right now, because you don't always get a second chance

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

"@Factsionary: There's been 2 murders linked to the TV show Dexter. The 2 murderers tried to copy the character 'Dexter Morgan'." @anina01

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

There's no need to rush.If somethings meant to be, it'll happen. in the right time, with the right person, and for the best reason @anina01

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

"@Factsionary: Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system." @anina01

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

If guns kill people, then pencils spell words wrong, cars cause people to drunk drive, and spoons make you fat. @69tea @anina01 @Sarah08nu

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

When you're happy, you enjoy the music. And when you're sad, you understand the lyrics. @anina01

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

Your brain can't make up people when you sleep, so all the random people in your dreams, you've actually seen before. Weird, right?

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

"A study of 2,500 drivers found that women are actually better at parking cars than men." @ChrislynAllan @anina01 @69tea @Sarah08nu

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

"You're responsible for your own happiness. If you expect others to make you happy, you will always be disappointed."

[Elzane Zevenster @Elzane07]

"@CauseWereFellas: We are all mature until somebody brings out the bubble wrap." @ChrislynAllan