Elizabeth

Not Verified. Just here to share late night thoughts that my friends will never see. I'm a firm believer that Cookies are the solution to world peace.

[Elizabeth @Elzbthgrn]

@elonmusk All we have to do is stop abortion. Idk why people want to pretend otherwise.

[Elizabeth @Elzbthgrn]

50 is the new 20. I mean dollars, not years. Inflation is crazy lately!

[Elizabeth @Elzbthgrn]

Why do people younger than me have teenagers?! I barely stopped being teenager myself! (My baby agrees with me)

[Elizabeth @Elzbthgrn]

Social media is important for parents, so we can ask other parents why teenagers are calling each other things like Sigma.

[Elizabeth @Elzbthgrn]

I guess 5 trunk or treats AND trick or treating was too much. The kids still have a gigantic bag of candy to get through, and it’s getting in the way of all the Christmas cookies I want to make!

[Elizabeth @Elzbthgrn]

@elonmusk Needs a friendly face. People will be less scared of it that way.

[Elizabeth @Elzbthgrn]

I heard there’s some political controversy stuff going on. Wow, THAT’S new. With that in mind, I’d like to say that I support all the right people and none of the wrong ones. Thank you for reading.

[Elizabeth @Elzbthgrn]

I just saw an ad for “Fire and Ash”. I have no clue what it’s about, but the name is stupid. You can’t have BOTH. It’s like having your cake and eating it, too. Just choose one. (posts like this happen when I don’t get enough sleep)

[Elizabeth @Elzbthgrn]

Whale farms could produce whale oil, which would be completely renewable energy! Forget solar power! Whale farming is the future!

[Elizabeth @Elzbthgrn]

Like, I hate symbolism. Just say what you mean. Don’t call it Chicken of the Sea! It’s NOT chicken!

[Elizabeth @Elzbthgrn]

I always thought it was Duct Tape, but not I see it literally advertised as Duck Tape. I’m so confused.

[Elizabeth @Elzbthgrn]

My 3 yr old found a potato that was bruised, so he got duck tape to put on it and fix it.

[Elizabeth @Elzbthgrn]

I love McDonald’s, but McGriddles are gross.

[Brandon Avedikian @bavedikian]

You can’t get a $1 million mortgage if you make $100K/year.

You can’t get a $75K car loan if you make $35K/year.

The fact that you can get $250K in student loans for a college degree where you’re expected to earn $40K/year is unacceptable and a complete failure of US society.

We have 18 year old kids making financial decisions that all but guarantee a lifetime of economic insecurity.

These kids do not have the capacity to understand the implications of the debt they are taking on.

The corrupt university system has successfully convinced them going to college is the “smart thing to do” and that it will all work out.

These colleges should have to take the financial hit when they load up 18 years olds with hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt that basic math would tell you will never be repaid.

The federal government backstopping all these student loans does nothing but enable colleges to jack up their prices every year with zero accountability.

Shameful.

[Elizabeth @Elzbthgrn]

The worst part of inflation is that I have to learn to count higher.

[Elizabeth @Elzbthgrn]

Ok, I should probably sleep before I say anything else stupid, but my newborn started tussling right as I started typing… Sleep is overrated anyway, right?

[Elizabeth @Elzbthgrn]

Last one… Big Pharma sounds like something someone would own in Texas. Like, “Oh yeah, I’m in Texas. We don’t do small. I own a real big pharma.”

[Elizabeth @Elzbthgrn]

Big Pharma sounds like a rapper name, except it makes way more money and is way more dangerous.

[Elizabeth @Elzbthgrn]

If Big Pharma went under, who would make commercials? Would we be stuck seeing ads for products people actually want?

[Elizabeth @Elzbthgrn]

I got a political text from a gay navy vet. Seriously? I didn’t even know the stereotype until recently. You can’t make this stuff up.