Elzz

The Heartbreak Kid.

[Elzz @ElzzPriv]

calm it ladies, dinner at my place later then we can talk it out

[Beth T @bethTmufc]

@kendallrowanx Anytime i’ve come across you face to face you’ve been nothing but nice yet you love to hide behind a keyboard and consistently get onto me online? Strange.

[Elzz @ElzzPriv]

3 best young midfielders in the prem icl forget this “marquee” ting and bring me pure hoopers

[06’er. @FutballMaestro_]

🤲🏽

[Elzz @ElzzPriv]

Bring to my football club

[T @Utdtwisty]

Alex Scott vs Chelsea (December 6 2025)

[Elzz @ElzzPriv]

Hall, Ederson, Matty F done before pre szn next month. Marquee DM and a ST/LW after the World Cup we will be sooooo there.

[utdreport @utdreport]

Simon Stone on Mateus Fernandes to #mufc: “I would be surprised if that deal didn’t get done.” [@BBCSounds]

[Elzz @ElzzPriv]

@utdreport 👍

[Elzz @ElzzPriv]

Nope. This is gonna be Shaw’s last szn. Amass will replace him if he does well on loan next szn. Hall/Amass LB depth👍

[C F @ConnorF1878]

I fear Harry Amass is to us what Lewis Hall is to Chelsea

[Elzz @ElzzPriv]

@Fargo5ive ?😭😭😭😭😭

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

PSG 1 off equalling United’s UCL legacy because we had to face some bloke from Argentina who decided to torment us

[Ł🇮🇶🇫🇷 @lamzszn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Elzz @ElzzPriv]

@gazerjadon @Bob473715980872 As long as we don’t get Baleba im happy

[Elzz @ElzzPriv]

yo we’re actually gonna go insane this summer I can’t wait

[utdreport @utdreport]

Despite having the scope to spend up to £300m this summer, #mufc are taking a long-term approach and have identified their priorities for the window:

- Overhauling the midfield
- Strengthening the left wing
- Signing a left-back

[@StevenRailston]

[Elzz @ElzzPriv]

@zinownh morelife bro

[Elzz @ElzzPriv]

@cadaankiller only if I get a sneak peak for a every track

[s @exfootballfan]

Lisandro Martinez against the best team in the country BTW. People don’t deep his impact enough. It’s not even just the insane passing, it’s the way he controls games from the back, dictates the tempo and waits for the perfect moment to fizz one through the lines.

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

This low IQ narrative jars me so much. We got 3rd, won a trophy, and went to another final all while playing in Europe with ten Hag.

Guys act like we always play 1 game a week

[King™️ @UTDxKing]

Dorgu got injured in January came back in May and still scored a league goal before Garnacho and Delap 😭😭😭

[wynter @ma1ito]

a small photography project #SleeperAgent

[44🎐’ @JS44UTD_]

west ham relegation means no more away draws when united are on a run

[𝙁 @fuadyabz23]

71 pts, 3rd place, 12 wins out of 17 games and only 2 losses. not bad sir carrick not bad.

[Elzz @ElzzPriv]

BRUNO HAS BROKEN THE RECORDDDDDDD