Emily P.

Hey! I am 29 yrs young. I can be emotional, confusing, indecisive, and clumsy. But I am being the dazzling disheveled creation God made me to be.

[Emily P. @Em1ily3]

“I was at the post office the other day picking up the last of my ducks” @MattMcBee05 #ThingsMyPastorSays
#WithyWindleHomestead

[Emily P. @Em1ily3]

Is there such a thing as too many baby Yoda shirts? #starwars #Mandalorian #babyyoda #love

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

I miss people places and things. Nouns, essentially.

[Emily P. @Em1ily3]

Sat 2/22: Wizards Weekend at Heritage Bank Center https://t.co/IgXKlWtoMN

[Emily P. @Em1ily3]

I’m making waves, not waste this holiday season. Take the 4ocean pledge to reduce your consumption of single-use plastic and join me. https://t.co/HuBuvShKFz

[Emily P. @Em1ily3]

The gospel that saves you just in time. 🖤

[Emily P. @Em1ily3]

We do not live by the violence of a dwarf but the times has come to live by the power of one. #girlswithswords #GodsWord

[Emily P. @Em1ily3]

I'm just a nobody trying to tell everybody,
About somebody, who can save anybody

[Steven Ray Morris @StevenRayMorris]

I wish my depression didn't get in the way of my productivity.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: I said you could have fruit for a snack.

7-year-old: I am.

Me: Those are M&Ms.

7: Some of them are green.

[Emily P. @Em1ily3]

@JensenandHoles #mf @PaulHoles 🤣

[Emily P. @Em1ily3]

@BombshellBf No ones soul mate is on tinder.

[Emily P. @Em1ily3]

Diet Dr. pepper makes me so happy

[Emily P. @Em1ily3]

Lol when you make the executive decision that s nap is way more important than getting your nails done even tho they really need it. Birthday nap her I come!!!

[Billy Jensen @Billyjensen]

DNA could also help find thousands of serial rapists still on the loose. Let’s work on both. #endthebacklog https://t.co/VDin3FRgIk

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: Mashed potatoes make me sad.

Me: Why?

6: They should have been French fries.

Now I'm sad, too.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

8-7-87. A birthday we could never forget.

Happy birthday to our captain, #87, Sidney Crosby!

[Emily P. @Em1ily3]

@_chelseadawn I told you!!! #hotmomma

[Emily P. @Em1ily3]

Riddle Me This: why do ppl think they are talking to “headquarters” when they call CS. VS. them coming to a store... owned by the company... with employees.. hired by the company? You think the CEO is answering your questions on a Sunday!?