emilito

I am 97% motivational quotes, 2% coffee and 1% honey mustard (but only the good kind).

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

The skill from pet ownership that prepares you best for having a baby is coming up with little songs about how they're stinky

[emilito @EmAm730]

@Jason00Cohen Don’t forget, she also said “go birds” 🦅🦅🦅

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[sara @peaaachesxx]

I think friendship is the purest form of love bc ur not bound by anything to love and care for them and u just continue to choose each other simply bc u want to

[Lauren Wilford @lauren_wilford]

big secret to happiness is just liking stuff. finding more stuff to like. finding ways to like stuff you didn’t before. recognizing what it feels like to like something and doubling down on that. what feels frivolous is actually the whole ballgame

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

I could never be in this box because after two drinks I’d start asking who wants to pay off my student loans #SuperBowl

[emilito @EmAm730]

Women are hot as fuck. That’s all.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[emilito @EmAm730]

Cruises are the definition of “white people shit”

[emilito @EmAm730]

Me after working 4 12 hour night shifts and switching back to being a normal person 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

me leaving the house without breakfast, dehydrated and on 3 hours of sleep

[emilito @EmAm730]

I know I’m singing to the choir but health insurance companies are a fucking JOKEEeeEeEeEeeee

[emilito @EmAm730]

The five emails I replied to today started with “so sorry for the late response!!!!”. Whyyyyy am I like this?

[emilito @EmAm730]

Peopleeeeeeee have no problemmmmmm making comments about your bodyyyyy and I think it’s the weiiiiiiirdessssttttttt thing ever

[emilito @EmAm730]

Not to humble brag, but I really do have the sweetest most loving partner. It’s not that I forgot but sometimes he does something and I’m like “damn, you really are so good to me” 🥺💕🥺💕

[emilito @EmAm730]

my new favorite phrase is “in this economy?!?”. it’s perfect

[emilito @EmAm730]

I don’t think I’m ever going to get to a point of wealth where I will want to spend $100+ on a sweater

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

Me trying to get 8 hrs of sleep in just 3 hrs

[emilito @EmAm730]

If there is anythinggggggg I hate about working in the ICU is this same scenario over and over again: patient doesn’t want life saving measures, family reverses it, patient now suffers for months and dies a horrible, painful and prolonged death. Moral injury is real kids.

[emilito @EmAm730]

My favorite part of Facebook is posting pictures and then having all of my past/present 50+ year old coworkers comment sparkly gifs