Emily Rose

she/her • dog enthusiast • big Scorpio energy • 25% of my tweets are lies…or are they?

[Emily Rose @EmAndEmz7]

I have Michelin star blood according to mosquitoes

[Emily Rose @EmAndEmz7]

I can still use TikTok because I was watching @spencerpratts LIVE when it shut down. He’s still streaming for us at a Michelin restaurant. Hope it never ends.

[Emily Rose @EmAndEmz7]

I’m a woman in stim

[Emily Rose @EmAndEmz7]

Come find me but like not in a weird stalker way ok?

[Cat @CatOrman1]

me forcing my boyfriend to wear sunscreen:

[Emily Rose @EmAndEmz7]

I have no words right now.

[Emily Rose @EmAndEmz7]

An 8 a.m. gyno appt on Halloween because I love to scare myself.

[jynx @jynxbby]

female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder

[Pandy Fackler ❄️ @ThatBrenna]

The term "domestic housewife" implies that there are feral houswives and now i have a new goal

[clare @sadderlizards]

i found you in this lifetime and i’ll find you in the next. consider this a warning

[Emily Rose @EmAndEmz7]

Kathryn Hahn’s rendition of the wet cop in Agatha All Along is spot on @smosh

[Kellalena @topaz_kell]

… and for my next trick, I will worry about 20 different things at the same time.

[Emily Rose @EmAndEmz7]

Tv shows are too dark I CANT SEE ANYTHING

[Emily Rose @EmAndEmz7]

Trumps doing girl math.

[Emily Rose @EmAndEmz7]

A white man saying “I’m speaking” to a woman of color. Oh yeah, man. You really nailed that burn.

[Emily Rose @EmAndEmz7]

I bet Trump heard someone say once that their dog was so cute they could just eat them up and now here we are.

[Emily Rose @EmAndEmz7]

Trump calling himself a leader in fertilization made my ovaries dry up.