Em Lane

I'm a fucking delight.

[Em Lane @EmBeeest]

@dickndom @KendalCalling Last time I saw it, it was with my little sister! She's seeing if any of her friends still have it!

[Em Lane @EmBeeest]

@Victoria_Lou97 I'm 30 on the 29th so I've quit my job and decided to go live in Madagascar and Borneo. Might be having a midlife crisis.

[Em Lane @EmBeeest]

Of all of the things to go missing in my small 2 bed flat, why is it pillowcases?

Just want that fresh bedsheets vibe

[Em Lane @EmBeeest]

@kimpetrafied Omg we are twinz

[Em Lane @EmBeeest]

My next door neighbour is stood on their balcony and barking like a dog.

It's 1am. Can you not.

[Em Lane @EmBeeest]

The people who spit "I AM NEVER COMING BACK HERE" are ALWAYS the sort of people we don't want to return anyway.

Hun, you've made my day by saying that.

[Em Lane @EmBeeest]

@kimpetrafied Is your coke gay or normal?

[Em Lane @EmBeeest]

"Are you a new manager or something? How long have you worked here? You should know who I am"

3 years babes and obviously you aren't important enough for me to know about.

[Em Lane @EmBeeest]

@kimpetrafied R u gay or NorMaL?

[Em Lane @EmBeeest]

@Smelbury *imagine*

[GORILLA @thisisgorilla]

An important message from all of us at Gorilla.

Please have a read.

🖤

[Em Lane @EmBeeest]

@EmilyGrayson__ Finally! Very much well deserved! You've been smashing it, lass ♥️

[Em Lane @EmBeeest]

@Smelbury And you're bloody good at your job!

[Em Lane @EmBeeest]

Last night I had the immense pleasure of hosting one of my all time favourite live acts, @elvanatribute at the venue I run - nights like that bring home just how much I fucking love my job ❤

[Em Lane @EmBeeest]

Spending my last day of annual leave napping has been a great decision

[Manchester News MEN @MENnewsdesk]

Woman who says boobs are so big she burnt them on Nando's grill denied NHS reduction https://t.co/fxn3ikbFZO

[Em Lane @EmBeeest]

Finding the safe keys for work in your pocket as you're getting ready for bed is one of the worst feelings ever. Especially when uber is surgepricing. Kmn.

[Greater Manchester Police @gmpolice]

A man who was found dead in his home earlier this week in #Salford has been named as 48-year-old Leigh Smith. We were called on Tuesday morning following a report of a concern for the welfare of a man on Cook Street. An investigation is on-going. More: https://t.co/hV8bfNcVYz

[Kendal Calling 🦌 @KendalCalling]

Back on site today!

Can't wait for you lot to join us out here this summer, it's going to be the party of a lifetime!