Emilia Smith

The sun's a little sunny; my feets a little light! -S.P.

[Emilia Smith @EmBrSmith6]

While not an actual solution to anything, there is very little that wearing a sexy pair of shoes doesn't make me feel better about.

[Emilia Smith @EmBrSmith6]

A 4th grade boy just walked past the room where I'm working at the school (he didn't see me), stopped in the empty hallway, and sotto voce said, "Yassss, queen!" Then snapped and kept walking.

As hard as working in schools is, there are sparks of joy all around.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Most squirrel bites originate at the front, or “bitey end,” of the squirrel.

[Emilia Smith @EmBrSmith6]

@twalker201 I love him in that. The whole production is worth watching often. An excellent investment!

[Emilia Smith @EmBrSmith6]

@j_n_foster @StaceyHarkey

[Casey Gilly @SDCC 2024 @RunBarbara]

As another hot girl summer comes to a close, I welcome Baba Yaga crone autumn, where I can unleash my inner thot (that hut over there) and roam the countryside, searching for victims and peepin leaves

[Natalie Crawford, MD @ncrawfordmd]

Welcome to Texas. Today abortion, a medical procedure, is now a felony. Punishable with up to life in prison. No exceptions for rape or incest. If you don’t think this will seriously impact medical care, you are wrong.

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[Emilia Smith @EmBrSmith6]

@JonFromBuckland One of my children attended a high school with an anthropomorphic newt carrying a Maypole as its mascot. Naturally.

[Emilia Smith @EmBrSmith6]

As the 2 women and their chick step aside, a young man approaches the desk.

Secretary: How can I help you?
Young Man: Uh, yes. How do I drop out of school?
Secretary: -[blinks a few times] I have no idea.
Young Man: Oh. This kind of seems like a place where someone would know.

[Emilia Smith @EmBrSmith6]

Waiting in the lobby at a board of ed right now. It's been an unexpected treat of people watching - think DMV vibes. Whatever the secretary at the front desk gets paid, it's not enough.

[Emilia Smith @EmBrSmith6]

2 women walked in, one of them carrying a chick. As one does.

The secretary: Oh my goodness, I just love that you have a little baby chick. It's just the sweetest!
The woman: Actually, we have over 100 chickens.
The secretary: Oh, dear Lord!

[Eileen @NZNeep]

The youngsters at my work made the "he's a 10" meme into a YA book display 😅

[sourBerry likes to step on crackly leaves @resultsraven]

Headline should read: Utah, a red state, gets $10,000,000 bailout from federal government to try to save a lake they've diverted water from for years.
https://t.co/cO9mbH3WyK

[Emilia Smith @EmBrSmith6]

@lovelylovettre Well, thanks for the laugh all those years ago! 😁

[Emilia Smith @EmBrSmith6]

Dear #Idaho,
4 hrs in. So far 1 chuckle. The guy who passed me on the hwy whose license plate read "EVLDEAD".

[Benjamin Park @BenjaminEPark]

If you haven’t heard first-hand stories of how the system has failed victims, consider the possibility that it’s not because such occasions are rare, but because you have made it clear that you’re not someone who can be trusted.

[Emma Tueller Stone @EmmaTueller]

for my LDS friends responding to the AP report about abuse in the church:

this is a reminder that sometimes (often) love looks like demanding someone or something do better, like not letting your community perpetuate cruelty or injustice, and like mourning with those who mourn

[Michael Leung @MYCLeung]

Petition to replace "quantitative" and "qualitative" with "numbery" and "feely"

[Middle Church @middlechurch]

“You shall not use God’s name in vain” is not about cursing.

It’s for blasphemy like using prayer to hide why you won’t pass laws to stop kids dying.

[Emilia Smith @EmBrSmith6]

FWIW, I and my siblings are all adopted. I am an adoptive mother. And I'm still pro-choice. Women tend to choose well when left to it.