Emily Evans

get giddy somehow

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Gotta keep your hair, heels, and standards high!

[Emily Evans @EmEliEv]

@CarlLately I’m just going to start supporting everything you do, especially when I’ve had a few drinks

[Emily Evans @EmEliEv]

@CarlLately Same

[Emily Evans @EmEliEv]

@CarlLately One of them lives on a ton of land in Sumrall and has his own gas pump that gets a gas delivery. It’s very dystopian

[Emily Evans @EmEliEv]

This thread is everything

[sarah michel (no gellar) @_iparker_]

celebrities and their evil counterparts

[Emily Evans @EmEliEv]

A king

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.

[Emily Evans @EmEliEv]

@ok___liz Vile. No regard for the lives of his constituents.

[Emily Evans @EmEliEv]

@WillyFoley You get on my damn nerves

[Emily Evans @EmEliEv]

Mind boggling thread! My god

[Emily Evans @EmEliEv]

This is all I’ll say

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If you have health insurance, I'm asking you to fight for those who don't.

If you're native-born, I'm asking you to fight for the undocumented.

If you can afford an education, I'm asking you to fight for those who can't.

The only way we defeat Trump is with human solidarity.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

For the first time in history, U.S. billionaires paid a lower tax rate than the working class last year https://t.co/Jl4bBkMxNd

[Emily Evans @EmEliEv]

This is a new mood

[Southern Menace™ @MayorOfTheSouth]

When she gives you one chore to do and all you hear is “Give me the damn broom. Go sit down”
https://t.co/DKh1nfoOqk

[Emily Evans @EmEliEv]

This woman is my QUEEN

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Hold your head high and look today straight in the eye. You got this!

[Emily Evans @EmEliEv]

It’s crazy how @hotpockets really meant what they said. It’s a pocket of the hottest shit your mouth has ever felt

[Emily Evans @EmEliEv]

Feeling emotional because I’ve had two cocktails but, after feeling like I was wandering around senselessly for a while, it feels so good to have a sense of purpose and know that I’m getting good work done!

[Emily Evans @EmEliEv]

I love my job and I love my life

[Emily Evans @EmEliEv]

@illestmill I’m so proud of you 😭

[Emily Evans @EmEliEv]

Walked outside of my house today and *actually* thought to myself “Sheesh I should really bring my dehumidifier out here!” Like buying this little machine has given me the power to solve all the humidity problems in this city 🙄