Emily 🏵

emotionally eviscerated English enthusiast 🐧♋️♉️♒️ mother of po 🐶

[Emily 🏵 @EmEm5757]

But why did my Mammaw crop me out of the Easter Insta?

[march maddyness 💥 @phxsunz25]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A Y CHROMOSOME* 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[Trill Clinton @aStatesman]

They will look you dead in the face and say J6 rioters with guns, poles, bats, etc were patriots, but an ER Nurse with a camera and a registered firearm was a domestic terrorist.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

37 year old Alex Pretti was a registered nurse that worked at the VA. he was killed trying to protect minnesotans. we are letting the worst americans kill the best americans.

[Mel _ theclubscene 🏒 @mel_thearmtouch]

Oh

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Someone out there saw this last night and called their 8 year long situationship and said “I’m coming to the cottage”

[Patry 💅🏼🦋🇨🇺 @neybitxh]

men are truly the most fragile creatures on this planet

[Project Hail Zoë 💫 @cowboylike_zoe]

hear me out they kiss it out

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re diana from the honey bunches of oats commercials

[Merab Ninidze Oscar Campaign Manager @ciliatedloser]

The Catholic Church needs to start excommunicating people again

[𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒 ⋆.˚🦋༘⋆ @bloomingzelda]

well yes

[cassidy xcx @olsencassidy]

Started using wool dryer balls to get the dog hair off my clothes and he stole one. A sheepdog chasing a wool ball. And yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self

[Emily 🏵 @EmEm5757]

This is me and Allison if u even care

https://t.co/DHfp0QBuTV

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Not this hideous bitch again

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

wow i can't believe ghislaine maxwell committed suicide next week

[tony stark lovebot @buckytonys]

they are calling stony marvel’s superbat on tiktok OPEN THE SCHOOLS

[Riki @biconicwomann]

my french ancestors whisper to me like the green goblin mask

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

no no no…god granted YOU the serenity to accept the things you cannot change…god granted ME the swag (OCD) to change all things if i do Enough Rituals…