Move in with your boyfriend they said. It will be fun they said. Until he decides to act like a cat and knock your food off your fork while you are trying to eat @JoshPalkin
@GraceGriner, "A vampire, witch, and werewolf walk into a bar, who dies first?"
Me, "Vampire?"
Grace, "No, no one cause me, you and @JoshPalkin arent in the same place so there is not enough collective big dick energy to commit mass murder that easily."
Me, "Lmao amazing."
I was told today that there is a new alphabet song, because kids now think L, M, N, O, P are one letter...... what do they do when they text and can't find that key? #alphabet#kidsthesedays
Move in with your boyfriend they said. It will be fun they said.... Until he burns cheese on the ceramic stove top and you have to scrape it off with a razor lol
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