Em Hockenberger

BSN-RN▫️wife▫️dog momma & soon-to-be human mom▫️GVSU alum▫️

[Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch]

The CDC has announced that my double chin will be back on full display again

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

When a vast majority of scientists & doctors think something *is* a good idea and the loudest voices telling u *not* to do that thing are radio & TV personalities with no scientific credentials but with a huge incentive to tell you what you want to hear...I’d go with the doctors.

[Em Hockenberger @EmHamann10]

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[Em Hockenberger @EmHamann10]

Taking a brief reappearance from my twitter hiatus to ask where in the FART the Leslie Knopes and Ben Wyatts are of the 2020 election

[Domino's Pizza @dominos]

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need you to give pineapple on pizza a chance.

[jaleigh @jaleighavery7]

My sister is in a sorority & honestly if I see one more post of how much she loves her “big” ok IM YOUR ACTUAL BIG SISTER SORRY I DONT WRITE U LITTLE NOTES ABOUT HOW YOU FELL FROM A RAINBOW & SPROUTED INTO A TULIP BUT I TAUGHT YOU HOW TO WEAR A TAMPON have some respect

[Em Hockenberger @EmHamann10]

Let’s be real, who was ACTUALLY planning on eating romaine lettuce today anyway

[Em Hockenberger @EmHamann10]

I’m no artist, but if you mix Michigan colors you get Michigan State colors.

[Em Hockenberger @EmHamann10]

All I want for my bday is sleep at this point in the semester I’m desperate

[Em Hockenberger @EmHamann10]

You know it’s bad when your bf says “well...maybe I could just get a body pillow with your face on it.” #nursingschoolblues

[Em Hockenberger @EmHamann10]

Some people: omg I love my mom but she literally is always calling me
Me:

[Em Hockenberger @EmHamann10]

I Didn’t Go Into Nursing To Write Lots Of Papers: A Haiku

[Phillip Atiba Goff @DrPhilGoff]

As a Black man...I can’t imagine being permitted to look this angry on my job.

[Cat Herder @echo262]

OMG I opened the door to let the dog in and there was a slug on the door AND IT GOT ON MY HAND SO I SCREAMED LIKE A TODDLER AND THE DOG ATE IT TO PROTECT ME. And now we are both embarrassed.

[jade @jdbennett1096]

Addiction is not a choice, it’s literally a change in brain chemistry. Help others by supporting and loving them, whatever stops you from blaming. Mental battles are the toughest ones to face and the toughest to win. If you don’t agree, I encourage you to read testimonies & learn