Wife💍Mom🤰🏾Superhero🦸🏾‍♀️

Wife of 1. Mommy of 3. Striving to be my own superhero.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I fell in love with this quote:
No matter your age, you'll always wish you started younger, but today is the youngest you'll ever be. So start today.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

You want your wife to conceive children, breastfeed those children, take care of the house AND provide for half of the household income while you just provide for your half? I really don’t think yall understand how much that’s not actually50/50. It will NEVER be.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

USPS tracking:
Step 1: we don't think it exists
Step 2: delivered

[ʟᴏʀᴅ ɴᴀᴛᴇ @lordnayte]

@ms_ala05 I do my dear, I even bath more than that, cos some days I could bath more than twice m.

[Mysticismail @xclusive_mystic]

A teacher gave a balloon to every student, who had to inflate it, write their name on it, and throw it in the hallway.

The teacher then mixed all the balloons. The students were given 5 minutes to find their own balloon.

Despite a hectic search, no one found their balloon, At that point, the teacher told the students to take the first balloon they found and hand it to the person whose name was written on it.

Within 5 minutes, everyone had their own balloon. The teacher said to the students, "These balloons arelike happiness.

We will never find it if everyone is
looking for their own. But if we care about other people's happiness, we'll find ours too."

May your day be filled with happiness!🎉

[Pintu @Pintuu0]

The only problem i want in my life :

[nicko @nickoseptianpa1]

I need vitamin Cᴬˢʰ

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

today is HER day😭

[Words @itswords_]

Me at night

[𝒇✿ @yappingbyfm]

me everyday 🤝✨

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Lady: do you drink beer?

Me: yes.

Lady: how many per day?
Me: 3.

Lady: how much do you pay per beer?

Me: $5 each including tip.

Lady: how long have you been drinking?

Me: about 20 years.

Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that's $108,000.

Me: sounds correct.

Lady: did you know that if you put that money into a savings account, that after interest, you would have had enough money to buy a plane?

Me: do you drink beer?

Lady: no.

Me: where's your fucking plane?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

my morning routine includes 30 minutes of me sitting on my bed & thinking of how tired i am

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

No one could talk to me for the rest of the night after that.

[Jum @JesterJum]

If you're naked on your front porch and the neighbors can't see you, its rural.

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, its urban.

If you're naked on the front porch and your naked neighbor (also on their front porch) waves at you, it's Florida.

[ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 @SaharahRain]

It’s officially once I’m in the house I’m not coming back out season lol