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v little common sense x x x x

[Emily Finch @DrEmilyFinch]

Ok folks. It’s time we talked about eels.

I’m a geologist but I recently learnt about eels and… wow.

Since then, I’ve been greeting strangers with ‘DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EELS?!’

Well, consider yourself a stranger in my path.

Strap in. It’s a 🧵

1/so many

[Em H @EmHolding]

@umesh_mistry @richardmorrisuk @SamYoung841 5 of the 17 Prime Ministers since 1945 have been educated at Eton (4 of 17 educated at a non-Eton fee-paying school). Doesn't sound too bad till you realise that's 29% Eton-educated when only approx 7% of the UK population is privately educated

[Em H @EmHolding]

@SBarutta @UKLabour It does make me wonder what other seemingly set in stone policies this govt will try to change! How long before they make it 50 years, then 60, and further raise the loan interest, making it more impossible for the average working person to ever pay off their loan in full

[Em H @EmHolding]

James Cleverly (Education Sec) on BBC breakfast is real funny talking about how student loans are designed to not put students off going to uni like 10 years hasn't just been added onto how long it is before the loan is forgiven? And don't even get me started on the interest rate

[Em H @EmHolding]

@northernassist I've got a train going to Preston via Wigan North Western at 11:38am today, is the line likely to be reopened by then?

[Em H @EmHolding]

@CiaraRowland @frolynnexsalido Aberystwyth superiority, we get toasters 😎

[cate in the kitchen x @catekitchen]

I don’t want to tell you that there’s only one way to live, but there is and it’s like this x

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

just took my pug on the subway in a tote bag. he delicately licked the elbow of the woman standing in front of me, who then let out easily the most blood-curdling scream i have ever heard in my life

[Em H @EmHolding]

@Kelly_BeanWms Same!! Fairly cheap usually too which is always a bonus !

[Em H @EmHolding]

@Kelly_BeanWms @mabintou Forgive me for shopping like a middle aged dad, but supermarket swimwear is usually pretty decent and good for coverage !

[Em H @EmHolding]

@jadegardnicole Innit!! N the two northern lads are dickheads 😤 pissed off no replies

[Em H @EmHolding]

@miraclehurd Biggest fear omg

[Em H @EmHolding]

@emilleebanks Bro trust i went from getting Cs Ds Es and the occasional U in college exams to getting a first or a high 2:1 in all my assignments so far :)))) obvs not the same for everyone but college aint the vibe tbh

[Em H @EmHolding]

@MissMaverickx @Mufaa6 Pahahahaha

[Em H @EmHolding]

@Liz_Jen10 @CFranklinxx Wait when did that happen lmao