emily

24 • she/her • verbalised brain vomit • tweets are all my own views and do not represent my work

[Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary) @SpockResists]

The police in the U.K. last night were not able to keep up with the 999 calls after women were battered by their drunk boyfriends and husbands. Children too. Because England lost a football game.

You fucking weak ass fragile pieces of shit. You over emotional child men cnuts.

[Clare @Clarabell045788]

I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and cake didn’t make you fat and people weren’t twats 🙄

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

"If having sex with a girl who is black out drunk considered rape, then almost every man is a rapist."

YOU. ARE. SO. FUCKING. CLOSE. TO. GETTING. THE. POINT. YOU. PUMPKIN. SPICE. SCENTED. TRASH. BAG.

[ruby @skinendbone]

Yall need to accept the fact that Taylor is a cringy corny hopeless romantic lover girl millennial to her CORE im tired of seeing swifties complain abt everything idk maybe its time to start liking someone else that fits your standards

[emily @EmInRome]

@louthebean_ hey do you still want the code? sorry wasn’t getting notifs!!

[kira ♡🐞 @kiralovestaylor]

too many people are failing to understand that taylor’s eras tour ticket prices were actually affordable and it’s just the RESALE PRICES that were absurd

[amika @amikagott]

harry styles announced his tour last thursday with four days notice before the london presale, TM didn’t publicly disclose how much the tickets were ahead of the sale, and fans could only find out the obscene prices when they’re at the front of the queue ???? not very TPWK

[val 🩷 @muerteserena_]

enough with asking celebrities to speak up and enough with defending their silence. please stop making celebrities the focus of your lives and start engaging with your local community and doing something useful

[Vivian @suchnerve]

i want YOU 🫵🏻 to say full, actual, uncensored words like “kill” and “rape” and “suicide” and “genocide” rather than using insipid euphemisms and puns like “graped” or “unalived”

[emily @EmInRome]

@pennyslater1942 @grok £71.70-£588.60

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

y'all are terrified of initiating conversation after conflict. i'm not your mother. i'm not whatever ex that used to blow up on you. i'm an adult that wants to hear you, be heard, and heal what's happened between us. silence is not a resolution.

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

My toxic trait is telling people I'm down for anything when in reality I mean not after 8 pm, food should be involved, and it also depends on the weather, the parking situation, and how tired I am

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 ⧉ @JoroJrn]

I PURPOSELY ignore hints so people can speak up and be direct like an adult.

[Macaiyla @macaiyla]

Just a PSA for any girl dads: any normal, competent mother does not give a single fuck if you bring your daughter into the woman’s bathroom. There is literally nothing wrong with it and most of us would prefer it for safety and cleanliness reasons

[Claire 💙 @clairebubblepop]

You know it’s always, “go without Netflix, go without Costa”. But NEVER pay fair wages and YOU go without your £Ms bonus and fucking new yachts. It’s about time we looked towards the RICH rather than blaming the poorest worker and migrants. GET ME?

[RIONA @rionabuthello]

My oil painting of an out of focus Christmas tree

[wuf @bong_rot]

This website has fully boarded up into an engagement farm at this point. “your bio??” “my layout” “it’s big btw” “how do I fit this in my header” We used to tell JOKES!!!!!!

[molly @moll365]

Lost the Hayley Williams ticket war..if I see one more ‘hi bought 4 tickets accidentally xoxox DM me for prices xoxox❤️’ I am going to get VIOLENT !!!!!!