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Sometimes I say things that are noteworthy. she/her/youcancallmeanythingjustnotlatefordinner

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One thing I’m excited for about finishing grad school soon is having time to do puzzles guilt free.

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@thestuffofmemes I mean, the two aren’t mutually exclusive…

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@Tweet_Dec @Chelsea_Fagan

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@cozypaint Couldn’t decide. 😂🥹

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@dailybez Why not spell it like Meaghan?

Breandeon.

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Turned in the first draft of my major paper for my masters tonight. Time to relax until my committee rips it to shreds. 🍾

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@lilyblueyez When any of my supervisors call me, instead of saying “he what’s up” or “hello” I cut to the chase with a “yes sir/ma’am?”

[Lawrence @lawrencetheband]

Clyde and Jordan will be testifying in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee tomorrow morning at 10am ET! Here’s a sneak peek. Look out for a link in the morning to the livestream!

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@MAstronomers Mars sounds like someone slurping the last few drops of beverage at the bottom of a big gulp cup through a straw.

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@Chelsea_Fagan She was sitting with her kids on either side of her and SAT UP IN HER RECLINED SEAT to eat and help them eat.

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@Chelsea_Fagan I was on an international flight recently and the woman in front of me declined her seat at the beginning of the flight, kept it reclined through both meals and only brought it back up when the flight attendant told her to for landing. 😐

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@Chelsea_Fagan Without fail, in the theater or at home, I will take a lil 5-10 min nap at the 2hr mark in any movie regardless of how thrilling/interesting it may or may not be.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Rep. Kevin McCarthy failed to win the speakership in a 10th round of voting, the longest House speaker election since 1859.

Follow live updates. https://t.co/UjGjGeFK97

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@megangailey My mother in law literally just said “do you know Cathy at work’s sisters son? Who had juvenile diabetes? Well, he just died. *long pause* now, why did I tell you guys that? Well, he died.”

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@Schreiberland Lady Nanook Baby Bell of Safeway

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@sepinwall Bad Sisters! Such a great show from top to bottom!

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@CNN Sir, this is an avocado.

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I have finally come to terms that I do not like sausage unless it is a maple sausage served with eggs and bacon.

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@draculavoice If you’re feeling really fancy (or have some leftover from a recipe that only called for a small amount and you’re like what am I going to do with all of this) use crème fraîche.

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@nbcbrooklyn99 Balthazar is a thirsty bitch.